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Seinfeld Quotes retweeted
Frank: "And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year."
Kramer: "And is there a tree?"
Frank: "No. Instead there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."
Seinfeld Quotes retweeted
George: "What is that? Is that the pole?"
Frank: "George, Festivus is your heritage. It's part of who you are."
George: "That's why I hate it."
Seinfeld Quotes retweeted
George: "He thinks I killed Susan!"
Jerry: "Just for the record . . ."
George: "No, I did not!"
Seinfeld Quotes retweeted
Kramer: "Newman and I are reversing the peepholes on our door. So you can see in."
Elaine: "Why?"
Newman: "To prevent an ambush."
Kramer: "Yeah, so now I can peek to see if anyone is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies."
Seinfeld Quotes retweeted
Car Salesman: "So where are we going?"
Kramer: "Just a little place I like to call... you'll see."
