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In love w/ animals & nature, pining for the days when character mattered. Bohemian. Cult survivor. #WriterForHire

Joined August 2009
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My ex from the 80s was named Popeye. He had muscles like Popeye, smoked a pipe, & his laugh was just like the cartoon character. He managed the band Frank Soda & the Imps. He drowned when he went alone fishing during a camping trip we took. #POPEYE
If you've never seen it, the best way to enjoy the Robin Williams "Popeye" movie is to put it in your viewing queue and always think of it as something you can't wait to see but can't get around to.
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GREED. Her husband's a billionaire, my god.
NEW: Ivanka Trump's birthday trip to Morocco reportedly cost taxpayers $93,000 in luxury hotels.
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Dana Bash: clueless about the constitution, couldn't be bothered to correct him.
BASH: Do you see it as your job as attorney general to represent anyone in the administration being investigated by Congress? BLANCHE: Wait, do I see it as my job? The Constitution sees it as my job! BASH: So if Hegseth faces impeachment, would you represent him? BLANCHE: Well, yeah
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The Constitution does not mention the Attorney General or assign any duty to represent administration officials in congressional investigations or impeachments. The position was created by the Judiciary Act of 1789. constitution.congress.gov/constitution/ justice.gov/archives/officโ€ฆ archives.gov/milestone-docuโ€ฆ
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Have you all forgotten Project 2025?!?!?
The New America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’™
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Your genius plan depends on one thing: the assumption that Meghan is not lying; the assumption that the father is guilty *and* the assumption that Meghan had no role in this sordid story. Even her brother has been found to be involved.
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I spent two years working with Stephen Miller. His appointment as White House chief of staff is among the most dangerous personnel decisions in the history of our republic. I say that without reservation.
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Aren't you working across the aisle trying to "get along"?
Stephen Miller is a dangerous xenophobe and reckless extremist who has American blood on his hands. His presence in government should be eradicated like a malignant tumor. Fire him today.
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Oh my lord. She's part of the cult.
The article published early this morning is a disingenuously framed hit piece on me and the finest President, White House staff, and Cabinet in history. Significant context was disregarded and much of what I, and others, said about the team and the President was left out of the story. I assume, after reading it, that this was done to paint an overwhelmingly chaotic and negative narrative about the President and our team. The truth is the Trump White House has already accomplished more in eleven months than any other President has accomplished in eight years and that is due to the unmatched leadership and vision of President Trump, for whom I have been honored to work for the better part of a decade. None of this will stop our relentless pursuit of Making America Great Again!
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Well said. Everyone seems to be assuming that bad people will be held to account, when Schumer & Jeffries are exploring ways to work with them instead.
Replying to @BradleyRHaywood
When Pelosi and Schumer were voted back in to leadership after the 2018 blue wave, I said they just threw it away. And they did. Jeffries is no better (and at least Pelosi wasn't BFFs with Jared Kushner) and Schumer is even worse than he used to be--he's a collaborator.
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Healing and Angels come in all forms! โค๏ธ๐Ÿ• Listen to what he says and watch his dogโ€™s(angels) reaction. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ•
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How about "While King Charles is said to want the brothers to reconcile, Harry reportedly remains unwilling to apologize." Without contrition there can be no healing. #PrinceWilliam #PrinceHarry
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Who knew that Voldemort would turn out to be a โ€˜Good Guyโ€™โ€ฆ? ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘๐ŸปโœŠ๐Ÿป
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Gratitude for what, getting murdered?
Kushner "told Zelensky that he should pause the strikes because he and U.S. envoy Steve Witkoff were dedicating a lot of time, energy, and jet fuel to mediating with Moscow...A 30-day pause on refineries would be a way for Ukraine to show gratitude" wsj.com/world/ukraine-pausesโ€ฆ
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You mean the public life they said they wanted a month ago? They already need a break, after one outing? There is no "low profile" when it comes to Meghan Markle.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to take break from public life in major U-turn An insider said Harry has no intention of drawing attention away from King Charles or Prince William. The couple will spend half term with their children while the King is on a Caribbean tour. Their recent Nottingham appearance had clashed with a royal engagement. It's said they will try to keep a "low profile" with no reason given. This is unlike them...
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She also wants to avoid being deported. Nicki Minaj is undocumented.
For those of you mercifully confused by this and her whole... thing, Nicki Minaj wants two things: a pardon for her brother (who was convicted of sexually abusing an 11 year old girl in New York State, a pardon that can only be granted by the governor) and a pardon for her husband (he didn't register as a sex offender in California, a federal offense, which can only be pardoned by the President.)
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Good morning world. This is a typical morning in the USA. Think twice before visiting.
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