Rob Allen

I can count the number of ambidextrous people I know on both hands.

Doesn't the word abbreviate seem far too long?

@figgmeister @susegray Vibes cocktail bar, Jan Peter Heijestraat 137. 22/10 From 8pm. Not sure what time I'm on. Will be great to see you!

@figgmeister @susegray Yep! Back in Dam. Getting new stand up set ready for next Tuesday! Will you guys be in town?

@susegray @figgmeister Nice! Forgot about that one!

@susegray @figgmeister Reach a wider pubic. Kind retards, profreaders without borders

Why do recurring numbers keep coming back?

@figgmeister Pretending to work while plumbers install new boiler = time for posting bad jokes! In scarf, two sweaters. And hat.

@figgmeister Meet & Tweet!