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if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore
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Replying to @SeriouslyAlexa
@SeriouslyAlexa gravediggin: trying to have sex with an older person gravediggin.urbanup.com/8158…
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Nicolas Cage once bought a two-headed snake for protection. Later, he donated it to a zoo.
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Poetry Night with @LuiCalibre
The tree,
If there was,
How isn't it going to?
Life is,
Death is too,
#Deep.
Please, share with your family.
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Help, @williamshatner! How do we safely remove this magnet from my forehead & button from @jensenackles jacket?
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I like this smoke trick... vine.co/v/O30IgYPmLed








