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Cali, Colombia
Joined August 2023
姆巴佩道歉悖论:中共既要让中国人知道姆巴佩道歉了,又不能让中国人知道姆巴佩因为什么道歉。于是大量中国人莫名其妙被告知姆巴佩辱华了,又莫名其妙被告知姆巴佩道歉了,从头到尾一头雾水 毛泽东在中国大陆互联网现在就好比克苏鲁一般的存在,不可名状不可言说不可观察不可接触,就躺在棺里就行了
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Para demostrar a todos que China no es una dictadura, China prohíbe emitir en China los partidos donde juegue Mbappé por qué se rio de un meme suyo con Mao Zedong, el dictador chino que asesinó a millones de personas. Un plan sin fisuras.
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El gobierno de China ha manipulado tanto el discurso y los medios de comunicación, que su población está ofendida pq llamaron dictador a un dictador.
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Si porque un jugador responda que le hizo gracia un meme "creo que de un dictador chino" que palmó hace 50 años, vas y quitas de la tele todos los partidos de la liga donde ese jugador juega, quizás lo que estás confirmando es que, efectivamente, es una dictadura.
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Un americain qui croise un japonais dans une école (Les deux ont les mêmes cibles mais differentes intentions)
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The thing about Mao Zedong was that he was not just a dictator. He was actually a f***ing idiot to such an extent that it would make Trump’s ridiculous claims of himself being a “stable genius” almost credible. Mao forced farmers to make steel out of farm tools and in small village furnaces, which left farmers with no tools to work the fields. He forced farmers to chase away insect-eating sparrows, which led yo locust-infested fields. Millions starved to death as a result. He thought that turning the population on itself in endless struggle was the path to proletariat prosperity - all it had done was to make more starve to death, loss of Chinese know-how across the board and China left on the brink of bankruptcy. His views on dental hygiene were so off the planet that he eschewed both “modern” or more traditional Chinese modes of dental care, to the point that his doctors and others all mention the rotting stench that emanated from his mouth. Not all dictators are idiots - Deng Xiaoping was a dictator but not an idiot. But Mao excelled himself in his idiotmaxxing, more a buffoonish Idi Amin than a dangerously bright Emperor Kangxi.
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“I hate having to defend a man…” Its genuinely so pathetic that women feel the need to performatively apologise for showing basic decency and empathy towards men Gender has truly rotted your brain
I hate having to defend a man but he did not deserve that and I’m impressed he handled it so kindly 😭
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Los chinos son tipo: "¿en occidente pueden criticar y hacer memes de sus gobernantes?"
既然姆巴佩可以,拿我们的领袖来开玩笑,我们是不是也可以用拿破仑来开玩笑?🤔🤔🤔
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mes excuses aux japonais g cru que vous étiez les plus nuls en repartie mais finalement on a trouvé pire que vous
We ain't scared of you French niggas. When y'all step on the battlefield. Y'all knees will be getting blown back behind y'all heads like a north Korean getting throttled by our landmines.
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İlk defa vpn yükledikten sonra dünyanın çinden ibaret olmadığını gören çinli
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Les américains pensent pouvoir nous battre alors qu'ils ont elu un pédophile les blagues s'écrivent toutes seules
French people when they see a family member
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It is fascinating that chinese internet users - even ones with VPNs - appear to be completely ignorant of how historical figures are discussed in western democracies
姆巴佩恶搞毛泽东这个事情,我不理解为什么有人会认为无所谓 “毛不代表中国除非你是粉红。” 这些想法让我作呕,毛是否做了什么,他始终是中国绝大多数人认可的英雄。 至少中国人不会拿法国戴高乐开玩笑,拿美国开国总统开玩笑。 只能说,再见了姆巴佩,你确实是足球的超级明星,中国对你来说可有可无。
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Mbappé nunca mencionó a Mao. Dijo “dictador chino”. Y ellos asumieron que era Mao. Jaja.
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Les Américains quand on leur demande de choisir entre leur enfant et leur arme à feu
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Fuck do you mean supposedly is he still out there
On this day, 43 years ago, we supposedly lost Otto Messmer. He co-created Felix the Cat.
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Its amazing how shonen fans' takes on literally anything is so unbelievably shit
Ranking anime mangakas overall
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Stalin and the ussr are one of the main reasons why Israel is a thing in the first place
"Communism is when no Israel"
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Me hace gracia lo de los chinos ofendidos con Mbappe que, para poder quejarse aquí, tienen que usar VPN.
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Chinese people seem to be having a hard time grasping the fact that in the West don’t give a fuck about others mocking our past or even present leaders. We do it all the time ourselves. We don’t worship people here, especially not mass murderers.
姆巴佩恶搞毛泽东这个事情,我不理解为什么有人会认为无所谓 “毛不代表中国除非你是粉红。” 这些想法让我作呕,毛是否做了什么,他始终是中国绝大多数人认可的英雄。 至少中国人不会拿法国戴高乐开玩笑,拿美国开国总统开玩笑。 只能说,再见了姆巴佩,你确实是足球的超级明星,中国对你来说可有可无。
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