@SethGoodtime

Retired comedian. Lover of Toast. Professional Coffee Assassin. Devout Seahawks Fan. Hearthstone/WoW Player. Contribute to the entire internet.

 Pittsburgh, PA
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Joined June 2009
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We are planning a game to honor the memory of Kage @swissmistress75 we would love for you to join us in this special event. It will be Friday September 18th at 8pm ET. We have so many guests I can’t list them all here, yet…but they know who they are, beautiful caring people!!
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When it's Easter and you're tryna act right for Jesus
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MrBeast
@MrBeast22 Jan 2024
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Josh Lujan
@Xaryu24 Aug 2023
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This tweet is actually 600 tweets in a trench coat.
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Seth Goodtime@SethGoodtime9 Dec 2017
Hey dish washer detergent commercial, who cares if the wine glass doesn’t have water spots...WINE GLASSES DON’T GO IN THE DISH WASHER YOU MONSTERS! – at Cedar Park, TX
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Seth Goodtime@SethGoodtime5 Mar 2017
You know you're hungover when water is DELICIOUS!
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Funny Or Die
@funnyordie21 Mar 2018
When you get dumped but you’re secretly happy about it
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Blayr 🌻@BlayrAustin18 Nov 2022
Tragedy + Time - Comedy = Twitter 🎭
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“this is all just a long con to convince tumblr to allow nudes again trust me” #RealElonMuskQuotes @midnight – at Pittsburgh, PA
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Timothy Pizza@COINTELPLUS12 Nov 2022
I feel like I’m holding @Twitter’s hand while she dies
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“Of course, the un­elected fret over their height in­se­cu­ri­ties, as well. De­spite dis­cussing heights of stars at length on his pod­cast, Mr. Aronowitz sheep­ishly re­fused to dis­close his exact stature in an in­ter­view” wsj.com/articles/rishi-sunak… @jacobwgallagher

Rishi Sunak and the Rise of the ‘Short King’

When Rishi Sunak became prime minister last week, he joined a nearly height-uniform G-7.

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VickieComedy@VickieComedy26 Sep 2022
An email just pissed me off so much I had to google “empathetic responses” cuz the only way I could say something nice was if I plagiarized it
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Porter@ItsRetrop16 Sep 2022
bro wtf are you supposed to do while people are singing happy birthday to you
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Mirage: The original thirst trap – at Cedar Park, TX
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Kevin Clark
@bykevinclark12 Nov 2019
The Seahawks have literally never played in a normal game.
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People that clap with their arms fully extended forward are monsters.
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Diealated@BindTheCaster3 Sep 2022
Replying to @jackblack
@jackblack so @PalmerSquares want you to hear this song and I just want to do my part. #GetJackBlackToListenToThePalmerSquares open.spotify.com/track/1K7Sd…

Bullshit

The Palmer Squares, ProbCause · Spooky Language · Song · 2012

open.spotify.com
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shane@stinkylittlehog30 Aug 2022
bartender: the usual my man? me: yessir bartender: [kisses me on the forehead]
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trash jones@jzux28 Aug 2022
babe are you okay you’ve hardly touched your critical thinking skills
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