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Wife is in Greece for 2 weeks and I just got the “I love you so much” text
#cuckchair
Was the first customer today at jersey mikes. Take a moment and appreciate this lineup
#Subabove
Happy Flops Friday… not sure how many more I got in me
#thatslife
I’m a grown ass man studying for a math exam tomorrow.
#thisaintit
Brain is beyond fogged from this past weekend.
#cantsee
Just got my bagel and coffee and the lady said “enjoy”, I said “you too”
#thatsbaseball
Happy flops Friday to all those in the midwest!
#grittttt
My roommates and I need halloween costume suggestions. There’s 3 of us, help a brother out
#lank
Yes the rumors are true, I am getting a haircut today. sorry in advance.
#imback
New addition to the room… setting the tone for the rest of the year.
#belikemike
Drinking with the wife and her family tonight… something special is upon us.
#illtakeanother
Chipped one of my molars and have been struggling to eat/drink. Won’t stop me from drinking alcohol this weekend.
#cantstopwontstop
Woke up this morning with a stuffed nose and a sore throat.
#underwater
Happy flops Friday to all who celebrate
#cantbeatit
Class got canceled tomorrow and it’s bogo at d-dubs.
#partyUP
Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail… I am unfortunately the nail on this wonderful Monday Morning.
#happymonday













