All things excellent are as difficult as they are rare.

Austin, TX
Joined November 2010
Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there
You know it’s football season in Austin when you see this bad boy in the skies
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What’s your favorite Ernest Borgnine movie?
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Pics from last night’s game @elguapo_58 @Sethersk82
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So many “fire Jeff Banks” posts on here Y’all don’t understand how sad I’m gonna be when that happens. Who else am I gonna be able to talk to about midget porn, fisting, and strip club buffet offerings with at work anymore? 🥹😭🐒
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Me after 5 bong rips convincing myself that nobody can tell I’m zooted as all fuck…
Arch feelin' himself after throwing a 50-yard touchdown 😎
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Only if they ask how Gia is doing and we she be securely caged during Halloween this year
Can we get some hard questions about Jeff Banks’ units this week?
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I hope everyone knows and appreciates this clip is from my favorite cancelled soap opera One Life to Live
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Replying to @CJVogel_OTF
Jeff Banks masterclass.
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What time is the after party at the Yellow Rose and do they have chicken wings?
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TEXAS FIGHT LFG 🤘🏼 Never a doubt ☑️🐒🫨❤️👑🤡🥹😎
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Gia is gonna have to go the sanctuary where Bubbles lives 🐒😭
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wtf is a turf toe Like a camel toe?
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He’s running! 🤘🏼
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Who’s gonna post NEVER A DOUBT first Me or @LoewyLawFirm 🤘🏼🤘🏼
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What am I missing here?
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I think I’m gonna take a cybertaxi to tailgate, is this dangerous? What’s the risk here?
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