I've added a couple of new things to my ACGGoods page, now you can have your OC/Yume as a cute acrylic stand! Messmer is the only character with a standee atm, I'm working on Radahn, Melina, Kood and Queelign, and I hear suggestions! ✨ Let's have more OcxCanon, yes? 🥰

I think I'm calling him Hermes 🤔, Heptá's name is not truly "Heptá" that's the name she picked to "start anew" but you know what it's on-brand for ER to have some naming conventions specially for nobles. I think you can guess what name Heptá could have had before lmao

This reminded me a while back I saw a dude that basically looks like Heptá's twin brother and I'm so tempted to make him exist but haven't gotten around it lol

If you say "Heptá" seven times in front of a mirror you can spot Messmer's snakes in the reflection because Messmer sends them to check out who is calling his wife's name like that. 🚶‍♀️

Messmer would kill for Heptá, Heptá would die for Messmer 🥹

The tragedy I just lived thru... Base game sucked for me because I kept fighting the same bosses so finding new areas was underwhelming, DLC is peak, except THIS, the fight and the lore IDC about 🥱 I miss Messmer and his amazingly fair and fun fight 🥲

Idea: We connect the dots in Messmer's butt Ok I'll stop posting and get back to work I'm sorry (not really)

Chuckling at some of the horrified reactions to my Messmer post, yes I am horny for that snekman and want him exactly as he looks. 🔥In Messmer nation we can take those 18 inches no problem🔥 Anyways here's my Tarnished healing his mommy issues.

I'm adding to the headcanons but I don't see him as "skinny" or malnourished. I think for that we have Midra who is skin and bone. Messmer is just "long", he has very clear muscle definition and abs, if you look at his torso it's very snake-like ☺️

I check his model for refs and I always end up so unbelievably horny for him UGHH MESSMER YOU'RE SO HOT 🥵🥵🥵🥵, also his undies reach his belly button- I love him and his flat ass🥵🥵🥵