humor me for a bit

Joined April 2026
Uwa!! So Machiavellian
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the night before they touch my tralala, my ding ding dong
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was thinking of how to explain my issues with clayface and i came up with a chart thats incomprehensible to everyone but me
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was thinking of how to explain my issues with clayface and i came up with a chart thats incomprehensible to everyone but me
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glamrock jerry and funtime carl should scissor
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bebop scribs
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these fuckers cant even handle my substandard wobblemeat
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Matt Johnson genuinely believes this
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at class 2 guys were talking about star wars and they pronounced jedi like "jeh-dih"
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yes officer i have a butch that cant twerk right here
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is ackbar simpson a thing or is there untapped market potential here
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(in the middle of a dementia test) ok george lucas, can you tell me what this is? (shows him a picture of a giraffe) George Lucas: hrmm.. das bum puduu
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negative nancy sounds like one hot mama
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guy who is way cooler than you: guh jury duty at the itty bitty titty committee.. again !
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aw dude come on that was my last chromium based juul
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jerkit-chan
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mom says we cant have a penis surprise for dinner
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escargoon is a maid of mind
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they should make a version of tetris wherein mid play through i dont get the desire for intimacy
they should make a version of tetris attack that DOESN'T make you lament for the past to the point of contemplating suicide. i dub this the "anti-tetris 2 effect".
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only job opening in my area is "sebulbas concubine"
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