Here for a good time, not a long time 💁🏽♀️ Head of faculty: English, Film and MFL. Interested in education, boxing and books. All views are my own.
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Update: for the past 4 years I have been using this as a ‘windscreen demister’. Today I discovered it was my fog lights. 😬
Having lived through COVID and stockpiling… I’m gonna give it a miss.
Cba to fight for pasta and loo roll
Britain must be ready for war within 1,000 days, Defence Secretary warns
lbc.co.uk/article/defence-pr…
Today I learned all about benevolent sexism.
Seeing tonnes of TikToks/trends about girls wanting to marry men ‘in finance with a trust fund’ and the ‘666’ trend - makes me feel a bit sick.
Women, let’s stop romanticising the stereotype that we are weak and need looking after.
Shabnam Ahmed retweeted
An 𝐮𝐧𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 world title unification between Dmitry Bivol & Callum Smith lands on DAZN 👑💥
#BivolSmith | Dec 12 | Live on DAZN 🔊
Have had to shut my hotmail account from 23 years ago because some complete troglodyte has hacked it.
I now only own sensible email addresses.
I asked my TA to cut my hair with school scissors on Friday lunchtime. I wanted bangs.
Forgot that the stupid little strands touching your face prevents you from sleeping 😭😭😭
It’s only taken me 5 months, but I’m finally getting my tyre changed after a slow puncture.
I decided that a ‘slow puncture’ meant I didn’t have to get it done right away 😂
Shabnam Ahmed retweeted
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced changes to car parking fines
- Drivers will have a 5-minute grace period to decide whether to park and 10 minutes to leave after a parking session ends
- A £20 maximum charge on appeal for minor mistakes, such as entering the wrong number plate or not displaying a permit
- Charges will also be cancelled on appeal for breakdowns, medical emergencies or broken ticket machines
- The £100 cap on charges will remain
- The rules will come into force as soon as possible and operators that break them will lose access to DVLA data
Great work as always 👌🏾
🚨 CFFT: Life in the FAZ lane (a boxing media embarrassment), Dubois v Wardley, BoxingKingMedia's crown slips...
PLUS: Lawrence Okolie forgiven, Mayor Luke Campbell's nudes?! And of course, @mrsamjones88 QOTW 🇫🇷🥐
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LINK BELOW 🔗
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One of the kids accidentally ruined my pigeon feather I found. So I showed them my most prized possession… 14 years old 😂♥️
The way Bella reacts to Edward breaking up with her is ridiculous.
Just get a new haircut and piercing 🙄
My mum told me she ‘liked’ a video on YouTube and is waiting to see how the person responds 🥹🥹🥹
It’s a video tutorial of knitted baby shoes 😂
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Rematch Time. Richie Woodhall studies the form. Breaks down the options. Wardley v Dubois under the microscope.
bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0ph5c…
