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Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Joined January 2011
All packed for my trip to your mothers house
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Nipples through the shirt is the hottest accessory that anyone could have
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Todays top tip: Suck the mental illness straight out of her titties
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Stretch marks make anyone a thousand percent more beautiful
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If it's cold for you, it's cold for them. Let your crush wear your thighs as earmuffs.
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Todays top tip (Sponsored by Guinness): Remember to finger fuck her while you eat her out
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Visited the town where Silent Hill: Townfall is based on
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the castle btw
Going on a date to the "most haunted" castle in Scotland tonight during a thunderstorm so that we can hold hands roaming through the echoing halls & eat dinner in front of a cosy fireplace The dead will endure an abundance of envy while they witness the glow of her life & beauty
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Going on a date to the "most haunted" castle in Scotland tonight during a thunderstorm so that we can hold hands roaming through the echoing halls & eat dinner in front of a cosy fireplace The dead will endure an abundance of envy while they witness the glow of her life & beauty
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1st date: We fuck raw 2nd date: We kiss in front of the sunset 3rd date: I explain the history of middle-earth beginning with the first age
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π–˜ 𝖍 𝖆 π–š 𝖓 π’‰­ retweeted
nipples showing thru the shirt has got to be the greatest thing invented since bush
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π–˜ 𝖍 𝖆 π–š 𝖓 π’‰­ retweeted
My dick down ur throat would look so hot
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Today, I find myself in the village that Silent Hill: Townfall is based on.
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π–˜ 𝖍 𝖆 π–š 𝖓 π’‰­ retweeted
Number of replies on what was a pretty innocuous post from seeing Visionquest and James Spader murdering the name of our capital city is quite hilarious. They really don't like being told they're wrong about anything
Why do Americans insist on saying Edinburrow instead of Edinburgh?
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Many experiences of character development later
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π–˜ 𝖍 𝖆 π–š 𝖓 π’‰­ retweeted
americans be like "lol british people say hoover thats so weird" then say shit like criss cross applesauce
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Have just booked to stay over at the "most haunted" hotel in Scotland on Halloween Night. This place goes back about 350 years. Any recommendations for horror films to watch on the night?
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