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*Gets in Uber*
My brain-
Don't say it
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Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”
These Chinese clients are talking about they bet £3million and won 10. Just dropped 100k. I can't even talk about this no more 😒 forget it
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Woman marries HERSELF in full wedding ceremony after being single for six years mirr.im/1vF3d8h
You getting "turned up"..
You should get that job application "turned in" before you gas and electricity gets "turned off" 🐸☕️
Ladies: if you're out and a guy hands you his phone to put your number in, text 'RELIEF' to 70600 and he'll donate £10 a month to Syria 😊
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