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London
Joined April 2011
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. . S ★ M A M i retweeted
*Gets in Uber* My brain- Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”
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. . S ★ M A M i retweeted
King of Morocco bored on Remembrance Day speech. Trump is not happy.
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These Chinese clients are talking about they bet £3million and won 10. Just dropped 100k. I can't even talk about this no more 😒 forget it
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This world is so corrupt! Don't let yourself get sucked in! 🙅
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. . S ★ M A M i retweeted
Woman marries HERSELF in full wedding ceremony after being single for six years mirr.im/1vF3d8h
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They're finding it hard to believe 😱😂
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People wanna believe I'm doing wrong sooooo badly 😂😂😂😂
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These bitches talk racks, but they don't get it doe 😴
Thus I much prefer! 🍫😌
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A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you.
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You getting "turned up".. You should get that job application "turned in" before you gas and electricity gets "turned off" 🐸☕️
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The more you notice a monkey the more it will clown 🙉🙈🙊
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Ladies: if you're out and a guy hands you his phone to put your number in, text 'RELIEF' to 70600 and he'll donate £10 a month to Syria 😊
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If you see me just know it's me & all me!
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Phew! Definitely thought the lightening would take me 😅
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I got a lot of loot and I ain't lookin' for a lady
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