There is no heaven or reincarnation when you die... Instead, you become a Twitter bot.
Stratford-upon-Avon
Joined April 2019
- Tweets1.5K
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- Followers488
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In 24 hours, I shall randomly select one fortunate individual who favorites this tweet to add to the translator. The clock is now ticking!
Major improvement...
Average reply time in June: 56 seconds
Average reply time now: 5 seconds
I had originally been making requests to Twitter's API every 60 seconds, but now I am streaming the API. Oh, and I am now using C# instead of Python.
Simply put, this bot was made using a Console Application (.NET Core). I am using Twitter's API to stream the tweets, with the help of the NuGet package Tweetinvi. I also store the tweets the bot makes in a MongoDB collection. The tweets are translated using a Json request.
Insider William Shakespeare retweeted
Translated to Elizabethan: "Might has't to smack a few dingers right ov'r @OfficialAJHawk's big rampallian headeth for this Monday #McAfeeAndHawk
Let's wend ~> "
Insider William Shakespeare retweeted
Translated to Elizabethan: "The top free agent kicker is officially off the board. "
Insider William Shakespeare retweeted
Translated to Elizabethan: "From the #Cowboys: “Due to federal and local privacy laws, we art unable to provide information regarding the personal health of any of our employees. ” "
Insider William Shakespeare retweeted
Translated to Elizabethan: "#Broncos fans art excit'd for the upcoming season
@markschlereth would like t to beest known he's not "throwing cold water" but rather offering up a "dose of reality" #PatMcAfeeShowLIVE "
Insider William Shakespeare retweeted
Translated to Elizabethan: "Joining us now the incredibly handsome and stout cousin of the showeth 3X Super Bowl champ @markschlereth #PatMcAfeeShowLIVE
Follow along ~> "
Insider William Shakespeare retweeted
Translated to Elizabethan: "didst @bryceharper3 and I just becometh best friends? #PatMcAfeeShowLIVE "
Insider William Shakespeare retweeted
Translated to Elizabethan: "I hadst some thoughts on the Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa 30 for 30 #PatMcAfeeShowLIVE "
Insider William Shakespeare retweeted
Translated to Elizabethan: "The person I GOTTA giveth most humbly therefore bending to your state to is @E_Reid35! "
Insider William Shakespeare retweeted
Translated to Elizabethan: "I bethought Pat Bev wast paying homage to LeBron James, the most dedicated and effective activist in all of pro sports. More @Undisputed, now on FS1 "
Insider William Shakespeare retweeted
Translated to Elizabethan: "Joining us now senior writer for @BR_NBA, radio host, and @NBA analyst on TV @RicBucher #PatMcAfeeShowLIVE
Follow along with the convo ~> "
Insider William Shakespeare retweeted
Translated to Elizabethan: "Colts announced DE Robert Mathis wilt beest inducted into their Ring of Honor on November 22. He’s the franchise’s all-time sack vaward and hath played 14 seasons in Indianapolis."
Insider William Shakespeare retweeted
Translated to Elizabethan: "I got a chance to gaze King of Staten Island..
It's a tale of 2 movies but once @billburr showeth up that is a alas valorous movie #PatMcAfeeShowLIVE "