Jared DuBois · Apr 7, 2012 · 9:20 PM UTC

Shaman Simon retweeted

The difference between US Soccer and the rest of the world? "He's only 23." vs "He's already 23."

Shaman Simon · Apr 5, 2012 · 6:09 PM UTC

RT @chrisbettin: Free Preview for #MLSLIVE today only! Sign up and watch games from weekend and #NEvDAL tonight. live.mlssoccer.com

Shaman Simon · Mar 23, 2012 · 5:47 PM UTC

Watch me rub a bottle and make genie @RealDanGargan appear. These picks will be money: mlssoccer.com/video/2012/03/…

Shaman Simon · Mar 23, 2012 · 4:20 PM UTC

I deeply apologize for the wardrobe malfunction on this week's Shaman video. It was unintentional. Really: mlssoccer.com/video/2012/03/…

Shaman Simon · Mar 17, 2012 · 1:17 PM UTC

Here's a non-soccer prediction: Irish people are going to be very happy today.

Shaman Simon · Mar 17, 2012 · 1:16 PM UTC

Thierry Henry tells Shaman exactly what's going to happen in the Real Salt Lake vs. New York Red Bulls match tonight: mlssoccer.com/video/2012/03/…