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Mostly news & politics. Heavy on the sarcasm. Sudden expert in transportation🚉✈️⛴️🚗. Sports to distract me #Sixers #Phillies #ATP #WTA 🏀⚾🎾.

Philadelphia, PA
Joined September 2013
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Replying to @LiveHulu
@LiveHulu why the actual fuck are the Phillies not on NBC sports Philadelphia, the fucking channel I pay $90 a month for in order to watch @phillies. It's all just a fucking scam 🖕
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Replying to @hulu_support
@hulu_support hey it's absolute fucking bullshit that I pay your ransom of 90/month to watch the Phillies only to be blocked out by @peacock, thanks assholes!! All around
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Trump is a convicted criminal #election2024 @KamalaHarris @KamalaHQ
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Omg this fucking transgender inmate alien sex change fucking commerical fuck donald trump #VoteHarrisWalz @KamalaHarris
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Trump: Hopefully, we get rid of Mitch McConnell… Can you believe he endorsed me? That must have been a painful day in his life…
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A flailing and unhinged Trump says Democrats are “very demonic”
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Not to be outdone, this is fucking hilarious #snl
"I was Hillary Clinton's vice presidential running mate. At the time you said it was the most important election in American history. And that democracy was on the line. It's been less than eight years. What's my name?" #SNL #TimKaine
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That was so good 😂 #snl @nbcsnl "Now give me your palmala" @KamalaHarris @KamalaHQ
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All exceedingly believable
Here are just some of the major revelations from the bombshell Daily Beast article featuring audio of Jeffrey Epstein speaking about Donald Trump: — Jeffrey Epstein described himself as Donald Trump’s “closest friend” for about a decade. — Epstein claimed that Trump liked to “f— the wives of his best friends.” — Epstein alleged Trump and Melania first slept together on his private jet, the “Lolita Express.” — Epstein suggested Trump was a serial cheat and loved using his power to pursue women. — Trump reportedly had “scalp reduction surgery” and referred to himself as “The Trumpster.” Read the full article and hear the tapes: thedailybeast.com/listen-to-…
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The @TheDailyShow is killing it with the trump jokes right now 😂☠️
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No offense but where is @taylorswift??? JLo, Cardi B, Lizzo, etc., all helping in an area that represents them. Taylor, you're a white woman from Pennsylvania!! No more important demographic!! GIRL, get yourself to the Philly suburbs where 95% of girls dressed as u for Halloween!
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This is amazing
Tucker Carlson told me this story over a year ago in confidence. I am glad he is talking about it now. I talked about it on air but did not say his name. Now for the rest of the story. The demonic attacks are happening to a lot of prominent people. MTC infowars.com/posts/tucker-ca…
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"Trump's reaching out to women as successfully as he reached out to that garbage truck door" HAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😂😂😂 @KamalaHarris @KamalaHQ #election2024 #womenforharris
Trump's last-ditch appeal to women sounds a lot like kidnapping
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Omg he's fucking insane
Tucker Carlson says he was physically attacked by a demon in bed at night: “I had four claw marks on either side underneath my arms and on my left shoulder. And they’re bleeding.” Totally normal and not weird at all.
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This is amazing
I endorsed Pres Donald Trump yesterday. Today all day my phone froze, the cursor on my computer started wandering around the desktop, and my wifi continually disconnected. All coincidentally.
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Harris signs everywhere in my neighborhood. More than I can remember. We have this one neighbor, like anywhere, who's fucking crazy. You know the guy....all kinds of weird shit going on there, basically a hoarding situation. He put up a sign today and you'll never guess 😆 #trump
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"Crazy liberal @KamalaHarris" wants ALL AMERICANS TO HAVE TRANSGENDER INMATE ILLEGAL SURGERY EVERYONE TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA SUBMERGED IN BEER RIGHT NOW #MAGA mad libs commercials are sending me over the edge
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