Just thinking about the smell of the middle school dance fog machine blowing directly in my face as I tell the DJ to play down with the sickness as he proceeds to play get low by lil jon for the 7th time and I get blinded by the blinking stop light.
A little pissed off we never built a parade float in high school where I’d get teamed up with my enemy until we learned to work together 😕
My Uber driver is listening to the baseball game on the radio... talk about the most boring thing to listen to. Why do they always sound like they were being recorded in 1970?
“Those tattoos are going to look dumb when you get older” coming from the generation of people who got looney tunes characters tattooed on them.
Anyone with OCD I put the large spoons and large forks in the same slot in the silverware organizer as the small spoons and small forks
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1. let's start with the vine that plays in my head 100% of the time vine.co/v/htO25Ugmj9D
girl why don't you come here and let me waste a couple months of your life due to my inability to express emotions and open up to people 😏😏😉