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Tung Tung Tung Sahur wooden drum from a TikTok is in U.S. federal court because of Roblox.
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Shaolin retweeted
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Shaolin retweeted
😂😂
DANIEL WOKE UP AT 4 AM TO A SOUND HE NEVER EXPECTED TO HEAR FROM HIS OWN ROOM…
Daniel from Nevada was sleeping when he suddenly woke up around 4 AM to strange noises coming from his room. At first, he thought something had fallen off the desk or that one of his computers had turned on by itself, but the sound of running water kept getting louder. He got out of bed, walked toward the room and opened the door and what he saw completely caught him off guard.
Standing next to his $56,000 humanoid robot was the last thing he expected to see. The robot was supposed to be running a simple overnight cleaning routine, but something had clearly gone wrong. Instead of following its normal program, a technical malfunction caused the robot to enter the wrong cleaning sequence and treat Daniel’s entire computer setup as if it needed to be washed.
First, it covered the desk and equipment in a huge amount of thick white soap foam, scrubbing around the monitors, keyboard and mousepad. Then the malfunction got even worse. The robot picked up the yellow hose, turned the nozzle toward the computer setup and started spraying water directly across the desk and monitors.
Within seconds, water and foam were everywhere. The monitors became covered in droplets, the room filled with a cloud of mist, and the computer screens started glowing through the water before eventually going dark. Daniel had spent $56,000 on the robot and somehow it had decided that the best thing to clean at 4 AM was one of the most expensive computer setups in the house.
The strangest part is that the robot wasn't supposed to be doing any of this. A corrupted cleaning routine had apparently triggered the wrong sequence, turning what should have been a completely normal automated cleaning cycle into a $56,000 robot washing a computer in the middle of the night.
Shaolin retweeted
Clanker Lebron. 🤖 🏀
THE NBA IS OFFICIALLY DOOMED: TOYOTA JUST BUILT LEBRON JAMES OUT OF RACING BATTERIES 🤖🏀
forget fake AI videos. forget Boston Dynamics flips
while Tesla is still teaching Optimus how to carry basic factory boxes without tripping,Toyota just dropped their newest 7-foot-2, blood-red mechanical athlete
meet CUE7
this isn't a stationary lab project anymore. it’s a fully autonomous cybernetic baller that rolls out onto a live stadium and steals the show:
The Cyber-Dribble: look at it move. Toyota ditched shaky bipedal legs for a high-stability inverted two-wheel base. driven by proprietary advanced reinforcement learning, it smoothly stands up from a bench, starts crossover dribbling, and navigates the court like a pro
24-Meter Snipers: nost humans struggle at the free-throw line. CUE7 uses LiDAR sensors and torso-mounted cameras to track the hoop geometry in real time. its neural network instantly calculates the perfect motor torque, releasing the ball with a consistent, machine-level spin. it holds Guinness World Records for sinking consecutive shots and scoring from 24.5 meters out
The "Muscle" Silhouette: Toyota's design team literally researched pro athletes' anatomy to sculpt its heavy-duty frame. it even wears a headband to hide its sensory cameras. it’s powered by extreme-performance batteries engineered for race car
Toyota spent nearly a decade developing this platform. they claim it's just a testbed for factory automation and embodied AI
Yeah, right!
they basically engineered an unstoppable red terminator built specifically to destroy human sports contracts
at this rate, Steph Curry is going to be replaced by a literal hybrid powertrain by 2030!
would you draft this $1,000,000 red machine into your favorite basketball team, or are you staying with human athletes?


























