USA Today Bestseller. Smut, Snark, Random Blather. Occasional Filth Monkey. Chatty Twevesdropper. Bestower of Absurd Names. Faster than the speed of doubt.
wonktopia
Joined August 2012
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#theindietea ...After a few glasses of wine.
@skyewarren @juliasykes @sharislade @annikamartin @autumnjoneslake... fb.me/8gBOdIFEd
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AUTHORS W/NEWSLETTERS: plz RT this. Curious how many there are. Would <3 to see more custom options for us @MailChimp @MailerLite @sendpulse
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It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.
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Undercover #420 operations are in place. Discreet traps have been set up throughout the city today. #Happy420
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No dear, you're not a gay man trapped in a woman's body huff.to/2pm9bQ2
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Awe man, we lost another rock legend,J.Geils Jr. Sending out love vibes to his family & friends. Check here for... fb.me/1UxF7CbZ7
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BIG NEWS: Write a satisfying love story in 2,000 words or less, win an iPad! (contest) lovenotesfrompurgatory.com/2…
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Taking off my name badge at a conference always makes me feel like Jem turning back into Jerrica #NECRWA17
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It's out.
AMZ: amazon.com/Ishq-Factors-coll…
B&N: barnesandnoble.com/w/ishq-fa…
iBooks: itunes.apple.com/us/book/id1…
Kobo: kobo.com/us/en/ebook/ishq-fa…
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[during sex]
him: talk freaky to me, baby
her: k. I am the god of lies.
him: what the fuck,
her: your existence is an illusion
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"I had terrible groin pain. If I’d been a man, they would’ve figured it out sooner." wapo.st/2oxhmG8
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Too bad you would strip families who have autistic children of education and healthcare.
But you're wearing a pin, so... hooray, I guess. teapawt.net/SpeakerRyan/status/848…
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#1star4apr1 Review - The Other Woman. Blindsided by cheating subplot. Also, hero is a douche
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How can the phrase "Black Lives Matter" be inherently anti-police unless we also agree that policing institutions are inherently anti-black? teapawt.net/TheRoot/status/8472469…
A Black officer with the NYPD has been reprimanded for tweeting #BlackLivesMatter from her personal Twitter account trib.al/XWMr7fb
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(647): He told me to prepare for his ""Jurassic cock"" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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Me: it's impossible for every subtweet to be about me
Anxiety: but they are
Me: I don't think I did anythi-
Anxiety: they are ALL about you
