@SharkWeekDIS

It's a bad week for shark conservation. A great week for shark porn.

Joined August 2013
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Well, look what we discovered here... @RipleysAquaCA brings watery weirdness to Toronto blogto.com/city/2013/10/ripl… … via @blogto

Ripley's Aquarium brings watery weirdness to Toronto

Ripley's Toronto aquarium has finally opened at the foot of the CN Tower giving Toronto a bona fide tourist destination right at the heart of the cit…

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Some killer advertising for shark conservation. Wish we had thought of it – at any point during our last 25 years. bit.ly/1fdaO7c
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Meet Andy Dehart, shark bait turned shark minder at Ripley's Aquarium of Canada thestar.com/news/gta/2013/08… via @torontostar

Meet Andy Dehart, shark bait turned shark minder at Ripley’s Aquarium of Canada

He’s had Shark Week deep-sea thrills, but now the former director of fishes at aquariums in Baltimore and Washington is taking up residence at Toronto’s new marine attraction.

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If you're suffering #SharkWeek withdrawal, here's something to sink your teeth into: the Making of Revolution: youtu.be/FTGeEehJNTY

Rise Again The Making of Revolution

In Rise Again -- The Making of Rob Stewart's Revolution, Filmmaker ...

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Dammit! (slapping forehead) #SharkWeek is over and we totally forgot to fit in Rob Stewart's "Shark Water," again! facebook.com/rob.sharkwater
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There are more inconsistencies in #SharkNado than #Megalodon. But there is some satisfaction knowing that we came full circle @SharkWeekDIS
"Sharks don't like Vegemite." HA! Good to see Ian eeking out a living with #SharkNado here on #SharkWeek
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@TheMarySue7 Aug 2013
Forget about #Sharknado! This cat in a shark costume, riding a roomba is where it's at: themarysue.com/shark-cat-roo… #SharkWeek

Shark Week Cat Rides A Roomba | The Mary Sue

It's Shark Week, and even the cats are celebrating! Max-Arthur, the cat dressed in a shark costume who rode a Roomba chasing after a duckling, is back! This time he is taking his steed around the...

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HuffPost TV@HuffPostTV7 Aug 2013
#Sharknado star @TaraReid said her friends were "crying laughing" when she told them about the awful script huff.to/1cvDWoO
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WARNING: #SharkNado may not be suitable for viewing. These are 2hrs you will not be able to get back. Just sayin... #SharkWeek
Cheers to Ron & Valerie Taylor! Speilberg, not so much. #SharkWeek
The reason #Jaws is so pissed off at the guys on the boat is because of all the decoy seals #SharkWeek #Discovery has been feeding him.
Da-dum...da-dum...a #SharkWeek viewer asks: "Why do you think they've never tried to do a remake of Jaws?" Any *smart* replies?
JAWS: Alternative Titles Suggest A Very Different Story huff.to/1cqDp7A via @HuffPostBooks
Wait, let's tweet that for our male #SharkWeek audience: #Hardcore #Nurse #Shark #Sex #VIdeo...#PORN...#Safetyword... bit.ly/13UWIgV
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Here's shark porn that we just can't show during #SharkWeek. Two sharks "coupling". It's totally GROSS & educational. bit.ly/13UWIgV
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#SharkWeek hasn't actually screened #SharkNado but it's trending so ya'know...we're all about the ratings. PLS let us know if it's any good.
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Sue Maki@SueMaki3177 Aug 2013
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@sharkweekdis shark week slushies at the Carmel IN Gazebo concert.
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'Shark Week' Is Discovery's Great White Ratings Machine businessweek.com/articles/20… via @BW
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New poll: Who's more sensationalistic, #SharkWeek or the Fake News? "Shark, LIes and Video Tape" on the Daily Show! bit.ly/1cxQTyp
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