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The Bandaloop Caves
Joined December 2020
SharpClarke 🔪 retweeted
We live in a culture where a wife publicly trashing her husband is “relatable,” but Taylor Swift enthusiastically cheering for hers is somehow cringe. That’s completely backwards. The constant “my husband is an incompetent idiot” shtick isn’t funny, it’s corrosive. Normalize actually liking your husband. Cheer for him. Brag about him. Be embarrassingly proud of him. Marriage could use a lot more of that.
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SharpClarke 🔪 retweeted
One of the most successful deceptions of our time was getting many Americans to fear diversity more than racism, equality more than misogyny, democracy more than fascism, immigrants more than authoritarians, the poor more than corrupt billionaires, and empathy more than cruelty.
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SharpClarke 🔪 retweeted
it’s like if someone wrote an article about what it means to be a parent, and their research was babysitting their friends’ kids for four hours a day for a year
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SharpClarke 🔪 retweeted
"In my life, I have watched John Kennedy talk on television about missiles in Cuba. I saw Lyndon Johnson look Richard Russell squarely in the eye and and say, "And we shall overcome." I saw Richard Nixon resign and Gerald Ford tell the Congress that our long national nightmare was over. I saw Jimmy Carter talk about malaise and Ronald Reagan talk about a shining city on a hill. I saw George H.W. Bush deliver the eulogy for the Soviet bloc, and Bill Clinton comfort the survivors of Timothy McVeigh's madness in Oklahoma City. I saw George W. Bush struggle to make sense of it all on September 11, 2001, and I saw Barack Obama sing 'Amazing Grace' in the wounded sanctuary of Mother Emanuel Church in Charleston, South Carolina. "These were the presidents of my lifetime. These were not perfect men. They were not perfect presidents, god knows. Not one of them was that. But they approached the job, and they took to the podium, with all the gravitas they could muster as appropriate to the job. They tried, at least, to reach for something in the presidency that was beyond their grasp as ordinary human beings. They were not all ennobled by the attempt, but they tried nonetheless. "And comes now this hopeless, vicious buffoon, and the audience of equally hopeless and vicious buffoons who laughed and cheered when he made sport of a woman whose lasting memory of the trauma she suffered is the laughter of the perpetrators. Now he comes, a man swathed in scandal, with no interest beyond what he can put in his pocket and what he can put over on a universe of suckers, and he does something like this while occupying an office that we gave him, and while endowed with a public trust that he dishonors every day he wakes up in the White House. "The scion of a multigenerational criminal enterprise, the parameters of which we are only now beginning to comprehend. A vessel for all the worst elements of the American condition. And a cheap, soulless bully besides. We never have had such a cheap counterfeit of a president* as currently occupies the office. We never have had a president* so completely deserving of scorn and yet so small in the office that it almost seems a waste of time and energy to summon up the requisite contempt. "Watch how a republic dies in the empty eyes of an empty man who feels nothing but his own imaginary greatness, and who cannot find in himself the decency simply to shut up even when it is in his best interest to do so. Presidents don't have to be heroes to be good presidents. They just have to realize that their humanity is our common humanity, and that their political commonwealth is our political commonwealth, too. Watch him behind the seal of the President of the United States. Isn't he a funny man? Isn't what happened to that lady hilarious? Watch the assembled morons cheer. This is the only story now." - Charles Pierce
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SharpClarke 🔪 retweeted
I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind
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SharpClarke 🔪 retweeted
hard to find the balance between educating yourself on current events and not making yourself so indescribably sad that you can't properly function.
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SharpClarke 🔪 retweeted
Happy Valentine’s Day
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SharpClarke 🔪 retweeted
If Drake Maye and New England’s offense looked like this all season, maybe Sam Monson would have voted him MVP
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SharpClarke 🔪 retweeted
you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world
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SharpClarke 🔪 retweeted
the red flags were there as soon as those “come work for ICE/join the ICE army, we’ll pay you to deport illegals” ads started proliferating
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SharpClarke 🔪 retweeted
Alex Pretti was murdered.
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SharpClarke 🔪 retweeted
He might be the best in the world right now
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Basically any institution you are part of in your life, be it social or professional, will actively punish you for having moral clarity or epistemic honesty, but it is deeply important you maintain them regardless.
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SharpClarke 🔪 retweeted
You know how intellectually dishonest you have to be to make sportsbooks look like the more up-front, straight forward, and less morally ambiguous party about their product?
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Still Life with Dead Birds (and a Basket of Oysters), by Germain Ribot, 1860-80
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SharpClarke 🔪 retweeted
Wife sent me this 😂
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SharpClarke 🔪 retweeted
Here’s a hard truth about modern society. We don’t practice Capitalism anymore. Rather, for the last 40 years we’ve been conducting a horrific experiment called “neoliberalism”. And we’re near the terminal point in that experiment, a stage I’ve been calling metastatic market fundamentalism. Capitalism is agents organizing to seek profit by serving the needs and wants of customers. Metastatic market fundamentalism treats citizens as feedstock for corporate profits. Social media is a canonical example. It’s established fact that Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, Instagram etc. algorithms, which are tuned to maximize advertising revenues via limbic activation, and produce political division and derangement, depression, and a host of other problems. But regulating against these algorithms might impair corporate profits, so America doesn’t regulate them. Because the system isn’t designed to protect the rights of Americans to not be exploited by corporations for profit. The system is to designed to protect corporations’ rights to extract maximum profit from citizens. This is pathological sociopathy at societal scale. I adore Capitalism. It’s a truly miraculous tool, but shouldn't be used to solve all problems. Take science: it is unequivocally the optimal way to seek empirical truth and model reality. But science can't address which questions are worth asking, or what priorities are most important to citizens under resource constraints. Similarly with Capitalism. It is an unparalleled engine for allocating resources and commercializing innovation, but it is a terrible arbiter of human values. When we ask the market to decide what constitutes a good life or a just society, it defaults to the only answer it knows: whatever is most profitable. That is the metastatic cancer. A functional society knows when to invoke science, or capitalism, or democracy, or the judicial process, or the deliberative bodies that define its public good. The central challenge of governance is to protect the sovereignty of each institutional sphere, ensuring that the logic of the marketplace does not set the curriculum for our schools, write the laws for our courts, or determine the mission of our hospitals. So here’s where we are: We built the most powerful resource allocation machine in history, then let it allocate us. We became the resource. The product. The feedstock. If you think I’m being dramatic, ask yourself - when did we last make a major policy decision that hurt corporate profits but helped actual humans? That silence you hear? That’s the cancer winning.
Guys. Nobody is trying to radicalize us. There is no conspiracy here. Everything can be explained by the following observation: 🔥Radicalization is the most profitable business model on earth, practiced by the most profitable companies on earth.🔥 Look no further.
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this is the dumbest shit i’ve ever seen but as long as it triggers Philly / Jalen Hurts fans, i’m okay with it
NFL Top 100 Players of 2025: @Lions QB Jared Goff comes in at No. 15! @NFLFilms
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Replying to @Flupnolide @Kalshi
I was free rolling them and then they free rolled me. You hate to see it
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