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KING 5 News Seattle, Writer, Muppets, Comedy, Wrestling, Movies, TV and my dog, Lucy

Seattle, WA
Joined April 2009
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This happened to Jon Hamm's character in the 5th season of Fargo
BREAKING: Democrats secretly recruited a second candidate named Dan Sullivan to run against GOP Sen. Dan Sullivan in Alaska, hoping to confuse voters & boost Mary Peltola's chances, per NYT investigation.
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TIL Jimmy Pardo, who was Conan's warm-up guy and someone I interviewed for a short-lived podcast I did, was Walter Koenig's son-in-law
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Setting records! In 2025, NFL teams averaged about .7 interceptions thrown per game, which is about 7 interceptions every 10 games. Sam Darnold got it in 4 ♥️
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Sam Darnold: “there’s no way to sugarcoat it, that one sucked.”
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I guess the good news is I don’t have to watch the Seahawks on Sunday
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Excited to see Drew Lock start next week
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The Oasis doc 'Don't Look Back In Anger' ruled and I will not be dissuaded. I may have cried happy tears. @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher
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Bill Murray is back as Peter Venkman, answering the call alongside Slimer in Rivian’s new Ghostbusters commercial! 👻🚫⚡ Find full details on the collaboration, including Rivian's Ghostbusters-themed Halloween mode, here: ghostbustersnews.com/2026/10…
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I misread the Ted Lasso finale. I thought Ted's chair wasn't working because it was the "coaches," the world signaling he shouldn't be coach. When Alice sat and lowered it, I saw the chair showing us who the coach is. Not Alice lowering the chair to mess with Ted all season.
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This isn’t a direct quote from Trump, and I very much don’t think it’s a correct paraphrase. Trump has repeatedly argued that the consequences of the war, like higher gas prices, are a small price to pay compared to what an unchecked Iran could allegedly do. Last night, in especially rambling and incomplete fashion, he 1) claimed high prices are temporary and suggested they’re “artificial”; 2) contrasted that to the damage of Iran supposedly taking out a city; 3) and then, in especially confusing style, repeated his old point that “this,” as in the consequences of the war, is a small price to pay to avoid something like a a city being wiped out. It’s Trump’s fault you kinda have to be steeped in TrumpRallySpeak to know what he was saying last night, and of course you can say it’s inappropriate regardless for the president to casually float the possibility of a city being wiped out, but the context exists and is important.
Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
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To all @Seahawks fans and @12s, we have no plans to move the team, have never discussed it, haven’t even thought about it. End of story. I've said repeatedly we have no plans to change anything. Feel sad for the reporters looking for views and clicks who distort my answer out of context and sent an entire city into a spiral for no reason.
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He got it from his mama. Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family. His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑
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One of the best jokes in the entire run of Saved By The Bell. Now they’re both gone. #DennisHaskins
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President of Baseball Operations Jerry Dipoto announced today that Dan Wilson will not return as Field Manager in 2027. Read more: atmlb.com/46Ox7Pa
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Big fan of all the deleted tweets after someone says something dumb about the New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century
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