Disgruntled city planner, Foodie, Denver Nuggets ⚒️🏀 enthusiast, Certified Jamal Murray Stan, UCLA Alum, Lover of Colorado, hater of Trump

Colorado, USA
Joined June 2020
I lost my best friend today. He lived with me for nearly 20 of his 22 years. A life well lived. Helped raise my kids. Protected the house. My heart is broken. I will miss you & love you forever, Alan. 💔 Till we meet again.
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Petit resum del que fan els meus alumnes d'operacions bàsiques de cuina a @aulaculinaria
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I do want to note, and if you go watch the clips you'll see it that Jamal Murray is BUSTING HIS ASS this season. He's a limited defender but he's making multiple rotations and fighting. He's pushed offensively and managed turnovers for the most part. OKC is a nightmare defense, but overall I have nothing but the best things to say about Murray's start to the season.... which makes other things that much more concerning.
There is a fundamental disconnect between where Nuggets fans are at and where the team is at mentally. The team believes they are the same team that just needs to be healthy. The fans see problems that at least LOOK a lot like effort.
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I hope the employees leaving Microsoft turn off the feature in Teams that changes your status to yellow after 5 minutes of device inactivity.
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It was actually our 250th anniversary. Not that you would know — you spent it with the British.
Paxton: On July 4th, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of our country.
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July 4 2026 marked the 250th anniversary of US independence not the 200th as claimed in the video. Multiple reports placed Paxton in London England that weekend with videos of the trip. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_St… thedailybeast.com/must-win-maga-… ibtimes.co.uk/ken-paxton-lon… washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns…
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I never really knew how many fucking stupid, uneducated people lived in this country until Donald Trump came along.
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My god he looks so sad. 🥺
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😂 back in the old days I thought nobody liked my tweets bec of the “algorithm” & now that we have “views” I can see that 100 people saw me and chose to just ignore me. 😂
can we delete twitter views i dont need to see how many people ignored me
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I love when cats stop in the middle of giving themselves a bath and stare off into the distance like they're trying to remember if they turned the oven off before they left for work.
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Maturing is realizing sick days are also for when you're sick of everyone's shit at work
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Holy moly I just got home from work and gym and the Warriors are beating us going into the 4th?!? 👀 #MileHighBasketball
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Come ON Nuggets, my heart can’t take this comeback shit every 4th Q!
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And they Tech’d AG?! Rude! Me yelling at my tv “Refs you suck! Refs you suck!”
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I decided that I’m dressing up as Jamal Murray for Halloween! 😂🤣💙🏹🏀
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So let me get this straight. The NBA sidelines Terry Rozier and Malik Beasley over gambling cases and then turns around and partners with Kalshi while already being in bed with FanDuel. Sick league Adam.
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Trump insults his opponents daily and posts racist AI garbage depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as apes. But one Cheesecake Factory joke from Obama sends the orange fucking snowflake into a meltdown. Boo fucking hoo, you thin-skinned, piece of shit. ❄️
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A decade of 27
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The resemblance is uncanny.
me and my son look so much alike
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It’s a pretty good day waking up in Norway, knowing Trump hates us and that we have universal healthcare, clean water, free higher education AND Erling Haaland 🙂‍↕️
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