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God, grant me the bello to accept the things I cannot change, the papoi to change the things I can, and the banana to know the difference
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got a higher-paying job and immediately started making frivolous purchases #FancyPepperGrinder #ReallyNicePepperGrinder
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you see a link to my article. it's titled "The Kansas City Chiefs Are The Leftist Heroes We Need Right Now." wincing, you click. you find that the entire crux of my argument is that paul rudd is a fan and he seems nice. you help organize the first ever book burning for an article
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Anton Chigurh: whats the most youve ever lost on a coin t-
Me: bottle of xans half a pack of camels
Anton: wh-
Me: buddy said heads you can punch me as hard as you can in the mouth tails I get what’s in your pocket. I was hammered so I said ok
Anton: why
Me: no idea
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The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’
Christian Yelich on this:
“You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.”
(Via @JeffPassan)
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RIP Patrick Stewart. At least you took a couple of the bastards with you
#SuicideByCop #PatrickStewart #ACAB
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Get Ashby up and moving
Brewers start to feel the costs of prolonged war in Iran reut.rs/4zXFDYu
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The Celtics say they are donating $200 million, yes, $200 MILLION, to Boston Children’s Hospital.
This is stunning. Incredible.
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dont think i’ll ever get over how things ended with coughlin
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