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Kylian Mbappe at 19 is the reason we need to calm down about "generational talents" π
At 19 YEARS OLD:
π World Cup Winner
β½οΈ Scored in a World Cup FINAL vs Croatia (2nd teenager ever after Pele)
β FIFA Young Player Award
πΆ Youngest French scorer at a World Cup
π Ligue 1 winner + UCL semi-finalist with Monaco
π° Big move to PSG
While your fave at 19 was fighting for minutes, Mbappe had already completed football.
Levels.
Give him the Ballon d'Or
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Whoβs walking away with the Ballon dβOr tonight? Drop your predictions below! Letβs see who gets it right.
#BallonDor2026
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT.
I need your honest opinion π
How do you see my account and my contribution to Chelsea so far?
What do you think Iβm doing well, and what should I improve?
I genuinely want to hear from you. π
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I want to test every one brain, to see how intelligent you all are. π§
This is a very serious and easy question. π€π€
Drop your answer! π
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π¨ You're free to disagree, but here's my prediction on who wins the Ballon d'Or award at the London Palladium tonight.
When you break down the contenders, this year's shortlist features three absolute heavyweights who have completely torn up the record books over the past twelve months.
Harry Kane has put together an astonishing campaign for Bayern Munich, racking up a staggering 61 goals in 51 matches across all competitions, alongside domestic titles and a mountain of direct goal contributions.
On the other side of the continental elite, Kylian MbappΓ© delivered a masterclass for Real Madrid and France, bagging 58 goals, claiming the La Liga and Champions League scoring charts, and shattering the all-time World Cup goalscoring record on his way to securing the Golden Boot.
Then you have teenage sensation Lamine Yamal, who defied belief by driving Barcelona to domestic success with over 45 combined goal contributions before starring on the global stage to help fire Spain to World Cup glory.
My money is firmly on Harry Kane taking home the golden ball.
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Iβm devastated bro! canβt do anything. this back to back losses enter me. ππ
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you dey play ball, always marked by 2-3 players on the left wing.
as a coach what do you have to do? switch tactical plan for lamine to play freely by introducing 4-3-3 instead of 4-2-3-1.
In this case, lamine moves centrally more to get him unmarked.
german coaches hmm, very stubborn.
Leo will always be in the central position when heβs struggling on the left wing. and definitely miracles will happen immediately.
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βEvery El Classico, Jose Mourinho always tells us to kick and drag players around the pitchβ
Angel Di Maria, E no go better for you. πππ
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Dear @Zlatan_Ibile good day sir
I know you will see this tweet.
I want to let you know that if Lamine Yamal win the 2026 Balloon Dβor
βI will Walk from Ajah under bridge to Ikorodu Garageβ.
I will be very happy if you can accept this deal sir.
Thank you so much.
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Everybody thinking that Yamal, Kane or Mbappe is winning the balon d'or not knowing that Cole Palmer is the favorite.
You guys will be shocked tonight, I saw this in my dream.
Cole Palmer is your balon d'or winner.
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π¨π‘ππͺ: Manchester United captain Bruno Fernandes π΅πΉ with a controversial like on social media.
He liked a post saying: "Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care."
Bruno was benched in Manchester United's last match against Bournemouth. π
π² IG
