𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠

“Because I like to dress like this, you usually don’t.”

“Meh.. just because society wants you to.”

“Where are you even going all dressed up like that?!”

~ Pain in butt ~ Hates animals, especially alpacas and raccoons. ~ Constantly harassing me ~ Suuuuuper annoying . . . . . . . ~ A true friend

“It will never not be funny. Sorry, Satan.”

How he plans to hide his raccoon from Natasha and Pepper.

Merry Belated Christmas @TheFatalRed_

“Thaddeus is not gonna eat the cat, okay?”

“What am I? A nurse?”

“We don’t either.. and look at us!”

“Jesus you’re so annoying.. I thought you were sick!”

“..nope..”

“We’ll see..”

“..and a raccoon so they can be best friends?”

He rolled his eyes. “..but I didn’t!”

Squints. “Damn.. those are magnificent.”

“I have, but look at me, I haven’t frozen to death..”

“But I don’t make you stand in the rain!”

“Watch me. Also, his name will be Thaddeus.”

“You know that you can wear a raincoat instead of those tiny leather suits just to catch Barnes’ attention, right?”