@ShepardHeff

Philosopher, Philadelphian, HU

 Philadelphia
instagram.com/shepardheff/
Joined November 2009
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What’s more American than a Motel 6?
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@paintsaintsOct 26
Obama’s Oval Office looked like the lobby of a Motel 6.
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I’ve never watched The Mighty Quinn but it’s been on my Tubi watchlist for a while. I already know Denzel’s Jamaican accent is about to be terrible
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Worst meaning his worst performance or the worst movie he’s appeared in? Either way it’s Gladiator II 😭
IG: Lotsofdinero
@LotsofDineroOct 26
What the worst Denzel Washington movie to y’all ?? We having a debate at work lol..
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Northwest Cee@CeeHawk16h
songs I would play around people
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@Tha_realangeloOct 26
What does JayZ have over Eminem??
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Comedy is like rap. All you have is your pen. If you don’t have that you have nothing.
Abiyoyo@Naim__Ali15h
How do yall feel about joke thieves? I think they should be publicly beaten.
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Yall putting this on him is crazy 😂
TruckerBae🧚🏽@Ashley______1Oct 25
I think skrilla got Keyshia Cole stuck on fucking drugs, bringing her down kensington smfh!!! I just seen her performance on TikTok and omg it’s so sad to see… it really looks like she on drugs man wow
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My parents neighbor got 6 six kids at Baldwin sheesh. That’s like a quarter mil a year in tuition lol
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Vegas is the only place in the world you could sell $120 oven Jerk lol
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@LasVegasFillOct 22
The Jerk Chicken at Maroon by Kwame Onwuachi is outstanding! $120 for a whole chicken and $65 for half. What do you think? 📍Sahara Las Vegas
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I caught 4 Stripers before 9am. Then the 5 of us caught 95 White Perch in 30 mins. Freezer stocked! 🎣👨🏾‍🍳
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Brunsons Burner
@brunsonsburner3Oct 23
Sixers thought shit was sweet cuz they beat a team notorious for trolling the regular season now they run into real try hards and look like 2 cheeks of the same ass 😭
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“I don’t believe he brought me this far to leave me”
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@NBAOct 22
LeBron arrives for his home debut in Philadelphia! 🆚 Cavs/76ers 📺 7pm/et, ESPN
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😭😭😭
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@worldwidesteezOct 21
Are yall #noticing who is the primary advocate of going on solo vacations in a relationship Cause I am
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Asking a city of transplants to pack the arena for a losing team might be too much. I think that’ll change this season, they look good.
Bijan Todd@bijan_toddOct 22
Anthony Davis with an unreal quote about the Wizards crowd. “I’d like it to be a little more packed in there, but the crowd was great, they were into it, got us over the hump…Even when I was here last year, very first home game. It was like ‘Dress Like a Seat Night’ in here.”
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Don’t change anything shoot that bitch the min it touches your hand. I’ll live with misses
EerieDawgs pt. 2@JuggernautBronOct 21
Initial thoughts on Anfernee Simons?
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It feels like some kind of private equity side quest cooked up in a boardroom
Pat in the spooky Hat@pat_in_thehatOct 21
Why would anyone order from Wonder when they live in Philly.
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Started 30 Rock from the beginning and I’m two seasons in waiting for him to be funny 🥲
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
@big_business_Oct 20
Tracy Morgan dissing Bronny James during the Knicks Banner Night ceremony: "Bronny look like he got JUCO ball written all over him"
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doc.@__FlowwOct 20
this why you need a home church. but imma shut my mouth bc we’re not in the space for this kind of conversation.
HBIC⚫️@__hazelrOct 19
Why am I just now finding out that you pay pastors to come preach at funerals😭😭😭😭😭I thought they just did that out the kindness of their heart
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Sig Sauer Owners:
All weapon things
@allweaponthingsOct 21
Appendix carry is dangerous. Pointing a loaded gun at your femoral artery all day is a bad risk to take.
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