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Messi's first goals at different clubs and teams
Vs
Ronaldo's first goals at different clubs and teams.
Bro any dumb take from women on this Kenyan timeline is always from a Kikuyu woman or a Luo woman.
The life of a man, haha.
My wife calling me to check on me and me straight up lying to her that I'm OK.
Hahaha.
The amount of time nimahave kuslowdown na kugombanisha wamama wanatembea wakiwa wameeka watoi side ya njia na wao wanatembelea the safer side ni unaccountable.
So you prefer mtoto agongwe wewe ubaki sindio?
Women are very dumb bana.
I started moving away from FT because of how low IQ most of the people there are.
Let me stick to trading and stuff.
Kevin De Bruyne played 679 games with 340 assists. While Infantino princess played 1,105 games to record just 388 assists And Messi fans want us to believe that he is the greatest playmaker of all time🤡🤡🤡
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Kevin De Bruyne has ~242 career assists in 804 games (not 340 in 679); Messi has 408+ official assists in 1,181 games (not 388 in 1,105).
messistat.com/en
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Asked a rich nigga what they find so exciting about golf, and with a straight face he said, you will understand when you get rich.
Kenyan ladies are very funny.
A white man who has been stressed by white ladies to a point he doesn't want them anymore comes to Kenya to get a black lady.
Then after getting you, you now want to start acting and looking like a white woman.
Are you stupid?
Shephad retweeted
Africans are not important but you idiots constantly tweet at us
We actually don't want to be you - lazy wankers raising generations on meal vouchers becoming grandmothers at 23? Please keep your ID card
Oh, our children go to school with books btw & not bullet proof vests.
This is the one thing i think africans refuse to accept lol. And it’s too bad because they’re not important. #FBA🇺🇸

















