Serial Ranker and Dynasty Writer @Pitcherlist. Semi-pro stand comedian. Overmatched Dad. I Can Still Fit Into Kids Clothes. #NotOverlyMasculine
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Joined January 2019
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Just 5 tickets left for tonight to see Portland Legend Susan Rice at Stan's Bar-B-Q in #issaquah
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It's 2023: Ohtani is traded to the Bronx. Yankee fans are screaming he's the greatest player ever and Judge (who is on the Dodgers) is just another good OF.
I know it's not how it works, doesn't it feel like Shohei Ohtani's performance tonight should be worth 1 Win Above Replacement?
Again, I know it's not how it works...
@MLB
@fangraphs
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Ohtani's combined WAR is 4.9. How has @MLB not been able to market him correctly yet? Where is the commercial of him hitting, pitching, bat boy, working concessions, checking bags at security, tossing peanuts, and dancing with a rake in his hands between innings?
#ShoheiOhtani
Where is the commercial where #ShoheiOhtani and @MikeTrout compete to see who can be the most boring off the field while crushing bombs on it?
Where is the commercial making fun of those old @DoublemintGum ads but everyone on in them is an Ohtani?
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Where is the Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns tries to get new ringers to beat the Springfield Power Plant team but just clones 9 Ohtani's instead?
Someone once asked me what the @Yankees had to do for me to be a fan. I said there is nothing they could do. I was wrong. Going to buy a Yankee hat today
This is just wild.
Umpire stares at Bumgarner while massaging his hand, a breakdown youtu.be/R3rw970q-ZE via @YouTube
I wish I could cancel my @Spotify account. I just don’t know where I could turn to do my own research.
I’m in the minority here. I just don’t see how you can blame writers for passing the buck right back to the HOF for handing them a broken system and no direction.
