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Joined July 2010
“Dont waste sunsets on people who will be gone by sunrise...”
Why did it take 40 years for Willard Boyle and George Smith to get Nobel Prize for their pioneering work in digital photography in 2009?
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🔴🇫🇷🇨🇳 FLASH | ÉNORME POLÉMIQUE EN CHINE AUTOUR DE KYLIAN MBAPPÉ APRÈS DES PROPOS SUR MAO ZEDONG ! Le capitaine de l'équipe de France se retrouve au cœur d'une controverse après la diffusion d'une vidéo dans laquelle il semble qualifier Mao Zedong, fondateur de la République populaire de Chine, de "dictateur chinois". Dans une séquence liée à l'émission "The Bridge", Mbappé évoque un montage humoristique représentant son visage sur le corps de Mao Zedong, expliquant qu'il trouve ce mème particulièrement drôle et qu'il l'utilise avec ses amis. Les conséquences sont immédiates : DONGPENG, géant chinois des boissons, annonce rompre toute collaboration avec le joueur, dénonçant des comportements qui "heurtent les sentiments nationaux" et affirmant appliquer une politique de "tolérance zéro". MENGNIU, géant chinois des produits laitiers, annonce à son tour la rupture immédiate de ses contrats avec Mbappé, dénonçant des propos ou comportements blessant les sentiments du peuple chinois. MILKGROUND, entreprise chinoise spécialisée dans les produits fromagers, met également fin à son partenariat avec le footballeur. Sur Weibo, les appels au boycott se multiplient. Certains internautes réclament même des poursuites judiciaires et des dédommagements. Le site sportif chinois Dongqiudi dénonce des propos "offensants pour la Chine et le peuple chinois". La polémique atteint désormais les autorités de Pékin, qui évoquent un "rejet commun" chez les Chinois. Mao Zedong, mort en 1976, reste une figure centrale du régime communiste chinois. (AFP + sources concordantes)
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My nephew wrote Ife Post UTME and he got admitted to study Geology. OAU Geology? My sister said yes. Did you say Geology? Or Geography? I have sha informed my sister to let him write another jamb because I no want them to finger his mental health. He is still young. 😆😆😆😆
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I did not hear “ Greatest gbogbo” or is that only meant for those that are struggling with “ Will exam hold?” Struggles?
25 years after leaving Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU), their reactions say it all! ​A truly priceless moment documenting the 25th Reunion of the OAU Accounting Department (Class of 2001). Alaga Official called for her personal visual documentation, HAMTON answered.
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“Ìgbà ara l’à ń búra, ẹnìkan kìí bú Ṣàngó l’ẹ́ẹ̀rùn”
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Hmmm.
Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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Bournemouth, na Man - U Be(at).
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In this case @TexTheLaw , who will pay for the extra hour? Lol
Night shift workers seeing the clock go from 01:59 to 01:00.
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His dad is Nigerian and Igbo precisely. I wonder why he opted for Adigun given that his middle name is Chima.
Rio Ngumoha Added Adigun to his name on IG😂❤ True Naija blood🇳🇬
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Good to see petrol prices finally coming down.
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I have a lot of respect for those who are patient enough to watch recorded programs on Youtube at the normal speed. Except it is a music video, the minimum is 1.5 times the normal speed for me.
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It must have taken ages to plan the route. The logistics of this must be demanding.
⚠️ This 508t vehicle is entering Cheshire after passing through Talke/Newcastle. Police are holding traffic as it approaches Congleton on the A34. The 5.8m wide load is travelling from Stafford to Ellesmere Port over the weekend. It is being escorted by police and is moving slowly. Expect delays. The 96m long vehicle has come from GE Vernova's factory in Stafford, transporting a Supergrid Transformer within a girder frame trailer. It has mant axles to evenly distribute the weight. Today's route (Staffs): • Ranshaw Dr to Riverway by Hough Retail Park • A34 via Lichfield Rd & Queensway passed Stafford centre • A518 via Lammascote Rd, Weston Rd & Beaconside • A34 north via Stone Rd • A34 contraflow passed Stone • Back onto A34 north at Darlaston • Continues on A34 via Trentham & Hanford • A527 & A52 contraflow around Newcastle-under-Lyme centre (via 'Fountains Roundabout') • Back onto A34 via Lower Street & Liverpool Rd • A34 from Newcastle Rd onto Congleton Rd at Talke (via 'Box Crossroads') • A34 into Padgbury Ln & Box Ln in Congleton, Cheshire • It will stop for the night in the A54 area Will post tomorrow's route later. The above info is based on previous moves by Collett from Stafford to Ellesmere Port. The order typically covers Saturday, Sunday & Monday. The gross vehicle weight is 508 tonnes. It is 96 metres long and 5.8 metres wide. Due to these oversized dimensions it must take a complex route that includes occupying the opposite side of the carriageway. Watch our playlist in the comments below. 👇
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These ones just keep having fun and they get paid for it.
Thierry Henry's reaction to seeing Kate Scott on television nearly 20 years ago is absolutely priceless! 😂
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Sounds like something “ awon ara oke” would say. 🤣
First time I heard the word Karaoke, I thought it meant raise your body up. Growing up in Akure was tough.
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“Fake drugs led to my husband Liver Complications, I also lost my son due to incompetence of Nigeria healthcare system, Nigerians should come to my aid” - Nollywood Actor Francis Duru’s wife.
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This Ebola sounds so clever. Besides identifying countries having elections soon, it turns out it is also a matchmaker.
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Lol. Ode! 🤣🤣
I think it was this one Saturday when I planned an outing with my guys, only for everyone to cancel at the last minute. I was the only one left and I was still at home oo, and normally I was supposed to just stay back but no, I still went out😭 So I just wandered around, I sat at a restaurant, then I stumbled on an owambe and stayed there till around 6pm when they started packing up. After that I went to a mai suya spot and stayed till 9 pm. I later walked home and got home around 10:30 when I could have just taken a bike ooI. I took my shower and slept. All this because I didn't want to stay at home😭😭 Omo I'm homophobic like mad😂😂
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How Una Dey Take Do am? Under Buhari, Nyesom Wike and Reno Omokri were your heroes. You celebrated them and there was nothing bad anyone could say about them to you. Under Tinubu, same people have become your worst villains and there's nothing good anyone can say about them to you. When killings happen in another region, you are loud in protest and vocal activism. When it happens in your own region, you go mute or explain it away when the culprits are your kith and kin. A president derogatorilly labels a group of people as 'dot in a circle' and you call him out, justifiably though. Another president labels entire country "shit hole" or "disgraced" or any other derogatory words and you celebrate him. A politician tells lies and you call him out or affirms criticism against him. Your favorite religious figure does same and you find a thousand and one reason why he must not be called out let alone criticised. Whoever you like can never ever be wrong on anything. Whoever you don't like or hate can never ever be right on anything. Whether this is some sort of charisma or ingenuity, I can't tell. I'm just wondering how una dey take do am🤷‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️
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Biting the finger that feeds you?
Imagine buying an electric car to save the planet and a fucking tree kills it.
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We should infuse it with real Yoruba accent? Yah, the sun is saaining on my black “soos”? 😉
Can battle rap happen without a faux American accent?
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