Tesla owners: name ONE thing you miss about your old gas car. I'll wait. ⛽

Seriously, @apple, where the fuck is my photo? I just took it. Open Photos → Recents. Not there. Go back to Camera. There it is, last shot I took. It should be the first thing I see. How do you mess up a photo library sorted by recent? Where is it?!

Tesla just updated FSD miles: 16.7 billion. Fleet pace: ~50 million miles a day — 1,000 every 1.8 seconds. Norway last 24 hours: 0. Same cars. Same software. Still waiting. 🇳🇴

At first glance, I thought this was a health tip for men 😂

People say Tesla’s been flat for 5 years. Weird, cause I just sold 9 Tesla shares today from 2024 at ~70% gains. First in, first out made me a winner. 😁 Bought 24 more SpaceX shares for it. And a nice $500 capital gains tax waits for me next summer. 😆

🚨 UPDATE: Tesla Model Y is back on top in Norway for Q4 🇳🇴 • Model Y: 407 • XPENG G6: 398 • Toyota bZ4X Touring: 355 51 Model Ys registered today alone. 2026 so far: 16,613 Model Ys. Next best? 3,198. The Model Y is still Norway's king. 👑

Really, Tesla? Is that seriously the new area? Too funny! Looks like a condom thread over a Starship 😅🤷‍♂️

Moved more from Tesla into SpaceX today. Couldn't have picked a better day for it. 🚀 I'm now 28 % SpaceX and 72 % Tesla, and I think that's my perfect ratio. Follow both stocks side by side here: elonpulse.net/duo What's your split? 👇

🚨 BREAKING: Latvia 🇱🇻 becomes the 10th country in Europe to approve FSD (Supervised) Rollout begins soon. 10 European countries ✅ Norway… still waiting 🇳🇴👀 Statens vegvesen, even the Baltics are ahead of us now. What's the holdup?

Tesla didn't build a factory. They built a golden goose. 🪿✨ Every few seconds: one fresh Cybercab. 🚕

Ever just randomly remember… My Model Y doesn't even have a rear wiper. 🤯 And somehow I've never missed it once.

Australians. Does this PC «journalist» represent you? You don’t want safe reliable cheap transport? 🤷‍♂️

Hey @grok, will using FSD save on tire usage? Any research on this? Could it offset some FSD costs?

Anyone watching The Masked Singer who isn't being forced to by their kids needs their head checked. Worse than karaoke, and the panel's fake excitement is unbearable. 🎤🤢

Tesla's Cybercab fleet in Texas keeps growing fast 🚀 351 → 463 Cybercabs in just two days (+112): 
• Oct 23: +69
• Oct 24: +4, +4, +3
• Oct 24 late: +32 The total Tesla Robotaxi fleet in Texas now stands at 970 vehicles. Data: @texasavtracker (TxDMV)

Tonight because of daylight saving I doomscrolled for two hours but only lost 1 hour of my life to accidents and boobs 🙏

I did some research on the Tesla Robotaxi counter. It isn’t tracking real rides hour by hour. It’s locked to a steady ~3,319 mi/h (~79,700/day) — same pace through the night, when the service is down, every hour. Tracked ~46h on tesla.com/robotaxi: • 3.42M → 3.57M (+152K) • Hit 3.5M overnight 23→24 Oct • Fits 0.922 mi/s like a programmed rate • No jump detected At this rate we’d reach 10 million miles around 13 Jan 2027. I’ll keep you posted the moment the clock speed goes up for miles/hr.

How long until Google just gives up on Waymo? They are just as dead as Uber. Tick tock..

Is "Teslaphile" a real diagnosis yet, or are we still calling it "just really liking my car"? 🤔

"Self-driving Tesla kills man" — then you read the comments. A few years ago: "I'll never get in one of those." Now: almost all defending FSD and questioning the outlet. Something has changed in public opinion. Quiet sea-change. 👀