stand-up comedian. I ain't gonna tweet nuthin!
Joined September 2011
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In Episode 1 Zach and I sit around and discuss what we want from the podcast. In Episode 2 we talk to the hilarious @ShipleyRyan. Tune in!
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This week we reviewed RIPA with @ShipleyRyan! Check out the podcast Wednesday!
youtu.be/41elRERfvOE
The Maumee Mary & Joseph Comedy Festival was AWESOME!! @ Fort Wayne, Indiana instagram.com/p/BSbipgphQs4/ – at Fort Wayne, IN
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We're MMJ Comedy Fest ready! @ Fort Wayne, Indiana instagram.com/p/BSUWS_4Bf7A/ – at Fort Wayne, IN
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Ryan Shipley @ShipleyRyan is doing #standup at MMJ Comedy Fest! Recent Laughs at Latch closer! #DTFW #FWComedyFest #FortWayne #comedy
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If you remove a person's arteries, veins, & capillaries, and tie them end to end, that person will die.
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Next Fri (11/25) - Bloomington Comedy Fest Adults-Only Late Show / @comedymike @JaySnyderComedy @ShipleyRyan / ticketf.ly/2emeRjK
I was supposed to do some writing tonight. I wrote one joke. And then just watched live music performances. Smh. #procrastinator – at Indiana, USA
Keyboardist always look like mad scientists to me. @ The Fickle Peach instagram.com/p/BL2Yk0zBS97/ – at Muncie, IN
When you misunderstand your girlfriend when she says she's "exhausted"
"Your eggs… instagram.com/p/BLuX69DB4BZ/ – at Indianapolis, IN
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NEW! 11/25 - Bloomington Comedy Fest Adults-Only Late Show / @comedymike @JaySnyderComedy @ShipleyRyan / ticketf.ly/2emeRjK
It's past 3am and I'm in my car outside the hotel room. That makes me a good wing man, right? – at Wauwatosa, WI
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Feel bad for the person who has the job of typing out Busta rhymes lyrics for YouTube videos – at Indiana, USA
Wasn't gonna get out of bed today, but I'm glad I did. #EsterLove #BeerLove #INBeerFest @… instagram.com/p/BIgWAglBCt3/ – at Indianapolis, IN
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Hey #BroadRipple I'm hosting this weekend for the great @AuggieSmith & @nickhoff at the wonderful @CrackersComedy
Buy tickets, you sweets!
Cash rules everything around me; cause I work for an armored truck company #CREAM – at Indianapolis, IN
Ryan Shipley Onob Zahc youtu.be/Wi1ZCll4g5g via @YouTube
the audience and i sucked helium out of balloons