Shit Runners Say

Running is the truest sport there is. What would other sports be without it?

Never say running isn't a sport to people who start their events with guns.

The cross country team is pretty much a cult at our school.

There's no feeling like the feeling on the starting line right before the gun goes off.

The best part of being a runner is carbo-loading before races.

It's so hard doing homework after practice. I just want to eat and eat and eat and sleep.

Can I major in running at college?

Long-distance relationships aren't a problem for cross country runners.

I was only tempo-ing that race. #shitrunnerssay

I just don't have the fast-twitch fibers, that's why I run distance. #shitrunnerssay

Most people Facebook stalk... runners Milesplit stalk.

Never trust a distance runner with boobs.

"The fastest way to history is through the wall."

Track makes you realize just how long a second really is.

If you run with makeup and your hair down, chances are you aren't a real runner. #shitrunnerssay

Most people: Want to hang out sometime? Me: Want to go for a run sometime?

#EveryoneHatesItButMe RUNNING!

RT if you just watched that 10K! RESPECT for running 25 laps at 4:52/mile pace!!