S**T Heard On QVC

“We go into the oil green dog”

“They are very crunchy, but not very crunchy.” #QVC

“I’ve never been apple picking” “(Maniacal)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(pause) I haven’t either” #QVC

“These are golden raisins. They came from very large grapes. (Pause) As you can see they’re quite a mouthful. (Pause) We like to say…uh…(pause)they think they’re still grapes” #QVC

“We only have 12 foods of the month…a year.” #QVC

“There is something about a mug that gives permission to slow down; there’s something about a mug that creates memories.”

“Dad, stop shooting me.”

“A chicken is just a small turkey, and a turkey is just a big, big chicken.”

“Egg wash right in the 4 corners my friend.”

“You take your box, and you loaded up your mold”

"The key is to cover the fruits with the liquid."

"It's virtually glass like."

"You can make ya a whole chicken."

"it looks kinda like a fancy glass bowl"

"Think about the last time you took your fruit salad um or you took your pasta salad and you want to be able to keep it cool and serve it"

"It's seamless acrylic, so you're not going to see a seam."

Just doing a dash of hosting and a dash of mentalism with my good friends at @onesmoothstone!

(Screaming) "Look at that vortex action, he's doing that all by himself! Truly hands free blending!"

"Here is your milkshake program!"

"I'm always so tired to dig through my bag"