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Charleston, South Carolina
Joined October 2012
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(After Putin), I THINK HE'S THE
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Replying to @joncoopertweets
Heidelberg is great!
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Seen yesterday on a public bus in Heidelberg, Germany.
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Omg. Now Trudeau is trolling Trump. This. Is. Awesome. ❤️🇨🇦
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Listen up Fascist Barbie: Canada ranks 4th in the world for overall quality of life. Why the fuck would we trade that for a country spiraling under the regime of a felon who worships dictators & doesn’t give two shits about his own people? Fuck off bimbo!
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Ronald Reagan: “We should beware of the demagogues who are willing to declare a Trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world, all while cynically waving the American flag…”
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Thanks to the more than 11m people who viewed my online response to Trump's speech. Americans do not want oligarchy or authoritarianism. They want democracy and a government that works for working families, not billionaires. This weekend, we're taking the fight to MI and WI.
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Exactly
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Take note👇
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As much as Canadians would love to help put out the Myrtle Beach wildfires.. Trump still hasn’t said thank you for helping California. Soooo… Maybe see if Russia can help.
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⁦@itsdeaann⁩ is so good at this 👇🏼
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🚨 BREAKING: This is beyond outrageous. Elon Musk, his cranky mother Maye, and one of his young kids were chauffeured in Air Force One and Marine One—straight to the White House, where they’re apparently staying. WTF is going on? It goes without saying, this is not normal. 🙄
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Every Democrat in Congress should boycott Trump’s State of the Union address — or even better, walk out as he begins speaking. #SOTU
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Musk says there’s massive waste & fraud in Social Security. Not true. Musk says Social Security is a Ponzi scheme. Not true. What is the goal of this disinformation campaign? To privatize the most successful government program in history and give it over to Wall Street.
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Good morning and Happy Monday to everyone who agrees that ANYONE who can't easily admit that Russia invaded Ukraine is a Putin bootlicker, a Russian stooge, and a moronic fucking asshole. Russia invaded Ukraine, folks. PERIOD.
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BREAKING: JB Pritzker is launching a movement to flood Congress with calls speaking out against Donald Trump and Elon Musk. This is amazing.
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BREAKING: Top US national security experts are reportedly warning Trump that, if he keeps antagonizing Europe, the Europeans will release the top secret intel they’ve collected on Trump’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.
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