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Being offended is not a form of debate.

Building 7 went down for the culture 🇮🇱

Ozempic is just heroin for pussies.

I just realized I haven’t seen a nude elderly man riding a bicycle in over 5 years. I miss California sometimes

Selling butthole pics doesn’t make you an entrepreneur, ladies.

It’s crazy how millions of people on five different continents, over thousands of years, through time and space all came to the same conclusion.

I was sadder at the end of Titanic than Erika Kirk is about her husband getting assassinated.

The worst part about being an only child is I’ll never be the racist uncle at holiday gatherings.

Went through both my kids Halloween candy and didn’t find any drugs. Propaganda is stupid.

Modernity is watching two people you don’t know fighting in the replies of a comment you made on a Instagram post 3 months ago.

Wisdom is realizing your racist, homophobic, antisemitic grandfather was right about everything.

Nobody loves Mexico more than people who don’t want to live there.

The Kidz Bop versions of these new Kanye songs are gonna slap.

An Advent calendar filled with drugs ™

3. I get to talk to Trump while getting a handy from the veep

Taylor Swift is basically The Grateful Dead for retards.

Sure seeing your child’s smile is great, but have you ever found a half full baggy of cocaine in an old coat pocket?

My favorite strain of marijuana is cocaine.