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The Closer

@ShmadsYoDad

I don’t always get Iaid but when I do I tweet about it! Small town Catholic boy not to be confused with the popular term fuck boy! 🥱

 Portland, OR
Joined March 2009
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They not like us! 😤🦆 #goducks
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Spot the ball!
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Aye mate!
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She said she miss the old shmad… girl don’t tempt me!
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Drugs
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Im supposed to be locked up too…. ⛓️‍💥
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Im in Ohio nothing here is great it’s all just ok. Nothing bad just ok!
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Im in Ohio bitch!
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If she loved you she would let you go on guys trips and talk to girls out of your league!
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This is my cousin & if yall know him u know! 😂😂😂😭
Daisy (@ysssd__) profile pictureDaisy@ysssd__Nov 6
His card declined after bragging about how much money he has 🥱😂
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Just took a dump so big on dis plane it clogged the toilet 😶‍🌫️
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My shoulders are way too wide to be sitting middle row fml 😂
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My name is Kodak black but im white! 🗣️
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When yall see me in this trip & think im flexin just know i had a middle seat like a effing peasant lmaooo
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Does she really miss you or are you tall bro?
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Replying to @WejuggernautEnt
@WejuggernautEnt zoo lose lil bro u need to come on here & say 3 nice things about your dad Dan Lanning or ur evicted from his city! 1. 2. 3.
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Evicted lose!
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Isn’t the Internet a much better place with out Beavs Burnerverse accts tweeting about making the playoff & winning two heismans in 1 season lmaooo 😂🤣 #lilbro
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The word crack really hits 😶‍🌫️
Monster Energy (@MonsterEnergy) profile pictureMonster Energy
@MonsterEnergyNov 4
it's not that deep. crack a monster.
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Found my lost crew neck sweater! This girl went on the gram wearing it today bruv like it was hers all on her story! Unreal lmaooo
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Geaux Ducks
@GeauxDuckNov 2
It’s been 1,437 days since Oregon State last beat Oregon in football
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I deserve more credit for being right about Lebraska always! 😂🥱🤏🏻
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