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Joined January 2009
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Kenneth Walker
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Hillary Clinton’s husband authorized this:
Liam and children like him deserve better, and we’ve got to keep fighting for them to get it.
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My grandfathers fought in the big war so I could read this sentence.
Brianna ‘Chickenfry’ LaPaglia makes outrageous claims about Bunnie Xo and Jelly Roll’s divorce trib.al/wJ2kL6B
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When ya boy tells you he ate the diarrhea lettuce
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People like this are why people who have played the game for 30 years can’t find tee times anymore.
Are swimming trunks a shrink move on the golf course or is it acceptable if there is maximum humidity
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Callaway, PXG, Titleist
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I’m gonna kill myself
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With Jaylen Carey, Jamier Jones and Bryson Tiller all committed to #Mizzou, and a highly-touted freshman trio coming in as well, the Tigers currently rank No. 1 in the @247Sports Overall Class Rankings with a couple of roster spots still left to fill 247sports.com/season/2026-ba…
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Shrink the game
question for the golfers: this is my first time watching the masters what does the “1:44” next to mcilroy’s name mean what what about the numbers for other names? (i know what the “-4” or whatever means i’m talking about the 68 and 12 and so on) thanks
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Jordan Spieth at -2
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The @JDayGolf bird vest is sick
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#raindelayquestions how much to take your shirts off?
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Increase to however old @LindseyGrahamSC is
BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42.
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The #Chiefs are releasing former starting OT Jawaan Taylor, creating some much-needed cap space, source says. Due a $27.4M cap hit, Taylor’s absence creates breathing room.
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Call me King Tut the way I make tootin’ common.
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Harry fuckin Wilson #FULBHA
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Let’s do one more Hoopsmas giveaway. Want to see your favorite team in person this season? I’ll reimburse you up to $150 in tickets to any game. All you have to do is RT to enter. Good luck and Merry Christmas!
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Just sell the fucking team to Saudi Arabia. Who cares?
With Patrick Mahomes and Gardner Minshew injuring their knees in back-to-back weeks, the Chiefs are signing QB Shane Buechele off the Bills’ practice squad, per source. Buechele spent the 2021-‘22 seasons with the Chiefs. He needs to pass a physical, but he is headed to Kansas City.
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Watching the Chiefs:
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