@ShmunkG19

live yours 💎

 Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined August 2025
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Mfs buy their first Hennessy bottle and become motivational speakers talking about “ Hennything is possible”
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✮@_davinny5h
is BODMAS a myth in some parts of the world? how are people getting 1????
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Jason Wilcox played for Blackburn and fought united for the league title in the 90s, he then signed for Leeds.. after retiring from the game he had a few roles in media before going to city , he stayed there for 11 years. He's not got one ounce of united in him, fuck that guy
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Telling us on the top 3
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano3h
Mbappé, Kane and Lamine are all confirmed attending the Ballon d’Or ceremony today in London. ✨ Who’s your winner? 🫵🏼 Download the @BetwayScores app: betway-scores.onelink.me/YCO… ⚽️📲
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Yeah it's either Conte, Naglesmann or Poch
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That would send a needed message to the entitled players but we 16th 3 pts off relegation.
Jordan Jarrett-Bryan@_JordanJBryan16h
Weirdly, I think the best thing Man Utd should do, is release a statement in the morning confirming they have no plans to sack MC and expect him to complete his contact and that he has their full support. That would give the fans a huge lift and put the squad on notice.
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Ke nna ntwana 🤫
promise@P_romisee5h
Can someone leak the winner of the ballon d'or
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Walter Ude
@Udewalter_6h
A - Aston Villa (Actually run properly) B - Barcelona (Lever-pulling circus) C - Chelsea (1 billion spent, zero standards) D - Dortmund (Selling club mentality) E - Everton (Permanently mismanaged) F - Fenerbahce (Jose’s latest graveyard) G - Getafe (Sancho’s actual level) H - Hoffenheim (Ghost town FC) I - Inter (Broke but still outsmarting us) J - Juventus (Rebuilding slowly) K - Kaiserslautern (Heritage fallen off) L - Lazio (Pure chaos) M - Man United (The ultimate graveyard) N - Napoli (One-hit wonders) O - Olympiacos (European dark horses) P - PSG (Mercenary capital) Q - QPR (Permanent Championship fodder) R - Real Madrid (Where actual winners go) S - Spurs (De Zerbi cooking, still Spurs) T - Torino (Living in Juve’s shadow) U - Union Berlin (Bubble burst hard) V - Valencia (Ruined by horrific ownership) W - West Ham (Delusions of grandeur) X - Xerez (Forgotten heritage) Y - Young Boys (Turf pitch merchants) Z - Zaragoza (Rotting in Spain’s 2nd tier)
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Funny some of the English ain't even cheering for Kane.they on Yamal rn
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Fabian Ruiz a donné une carrière internationale à Rodri…
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Hate agreeing with a citizen but that robot was possessed upon arrival. +30 EPL goals off rip
themancitylad
@cityzenken_5h
Ballon d’Or ceremony today, but I’m casually remembering a young man who won the treble, scored 52 goals in all comps, broke the Premier League’s Goal scoring record in his debut season,won the UCL Golden Boot & the PFA best player only to lose the Ballon d’Or to the media’s favourite. Messi, I will never forgive you for this robbery.
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These people only watch world cup we not here to play
ESETꜰсв@esetfcb5h
🚨 The votes cast by the journalist from Tajikistan (100th FIFA ranked) for the 2026 Ballon d'Or have been published in the Tajik press. 1 - Lamine Yamal 2 - Mbappe 3 - Hakimi 4 - Mané 5 - Messi 6 - Vinicius Jr 7 - Quinones 8 - Kvaratskhelia 9 - Marquihnos 10 - Bellingham
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(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪
@ZaidBalll5h
What injury does Luke Shawarma even have? Guy just disappears randomly.
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I forgot Dorgu and I share a birthday😭 🎉🎂 #MUFC
Manchester United
@ManUtd5h
Patrick Dorgu turns 22 today 🎂
Patrick Dorgu in a red Manchester United jersey smiling with a layered shadow effect and bold red Happy Birthday text.

ALT Patrick Dorgu in a red Manchester United jersey smiling with a layered shadow effect and bold red Happy Birthday text.

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You don't watch Milford neh, yes we can rest key players but full line up
Magadze🇿🇦
@AdvMagadze5h
Dladla Lungu Zulu Derbyshire Rapoo Mthiyane Dansin Nkota Matome Molai Kgositsile Radiopane This should be our line up against Milford tomorrow and save our starters for CAF champions league, Plastic cups are for chiefs and sundowns.
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One great manager 🤣 We were the biggest club in England before Sir Alex arrived you silly little cunt.
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Yanited job vacant actually
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We see what you’re doing, Louis. 👀
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I can't be the only who thinks Rashford is fully fit.
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Only reason I'm against Howe cause its a plot by Adolf Wilcox, otherwise there's lot of pros for his case.
Mase@Utd_Mas18h
It probably is tbh Ultimately fans don’t like it cause it’s not a shiny new toy, they’ve watched him week in & week out for years, so there’s no excitement there. The majority of our fanbase don’t want him, which is a green flag as most of them are clueless
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