𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞

" 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗳𝘂𝗹, 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗳𝘂𝗹—𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂. "

I meet a bunch of villains all the time. I can't remember all of them.

It's Shocker...and no. I don't remember. Who're you again?

I'm the guy. Yep.

Little does spidah-man know, I built my original gauntlets outta scrap in the working ward. Do it once, do it again.

Hey, take it up with the guys lockin' me up. I'm just here. Chillin'.

It don't do jack if I ain't got my gauntlets. Just extra cozy.

They let me have it on at night. It doubles as my jammies, buddy.

He needs to perish.

"Childish as usual."

"Terrible day to have ears and eyes."

✭ Clover.xn--6ii✭ My bad for the random times I show up and then dip Being on Shocker feels like a chore sometimes 'cause I dunno how to be serious /pos I get TOO silly

"I stopped some guy from stealing pennies from th' little "change fer th' poor" thing on gas station counters and the people working there let me have a free slushie. Is dis what bein' a hero is like?"

"No. Not to my knowledge. If someone named that DOES show up, know that I had nothin' to do with it."

"If the rent isn't goin' down from some alien named "Cyrlex the World Splitter" showin' up and ripping the Statue of Liberty in half, then it ain't goin' down from guns."

"I gotta wonder why New York's housin' is still so pricey when every single day some fuckin' alien shows up from god knows where and destroys half the city."

"I'm still with the times. I just bought the latest Goldfinger album. It just dropped. "Stomping Ground". It's a great album. Can't wait for their next one."

"I just watched some chick get clocked across the face. Not cool, man. Not cool at all." :/