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Dan

@ShortStoriesD

write short stories and the occasional blog. thoughts are my own.

 New York, USA
Joined June 2011
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Replying to @rickygervais
Some people find the joke "a man walks into a bar" offensive
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All the retards who slagged the line up. Always back the team whomever starts or have you only support us for two years? #pusb
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Our fans man. Seriously, never happy. On their knees last season wanting to take Frank's load saying best manager ever. Now want him gone, slagging off the line up after five games. You're not playing fifa or champ man. #pusb
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We will never forget what the council did to this great club. Would've happily seen us go out of business in favour of a rugby team that is now out of business – at Ansty, England
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Coventry City Council (@coventrycc) profile pictureCoventry City Council
@coventryccApr 21
Massive congratulations to @Coventry_City on winning the EFL Championship! 🏆 To the players, manager, staff, owner, and everyone connected with the club, the whole city is proud of you.
A crowd of football fans wave light blue Coventry City flags, with a young boy on shoulders in the foreground.

ALT A crowd of football fans wave light blue Coventry City flags, with a young boy on shoulders in the foreground.

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– at Earl Shilton, England
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talkSPORT (@talkSPORT) profile picturetalkSPORT
@talkSPORT28 May 2023
EXCLUSIVE: Darren Bent doubts Frank Lampard will work again after awful Chelsea return #CFC talksport.com/football/14378…
Lampard will find it tough to find another job after 'appalling' Chelsea stint

Lampard will find it tough to find another job after 'appalling' Chelsea stint

Darren Bent believes Frank Lampard could find it difficult to get another managerial job after a dismal return to Chelsea. The Blues legend returned to Stamford Bridge on an interim basis in April …

talksport.com
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– at Earl Shilton, England
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Mark Goldbridge (@markgoldbridge) profile pictureMark Goldbridge
@markgoldbridge17 Nov 2024
Lampard getting Coventry job over Ruud is laughable! Total mate rates because the owners are pally with Rednapp...
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Never forgotten, never will be. The amount of people who were happy to see us burn. However, we're back stronger than ever, like a phoenix from the flames. – at Bulkington, England
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Tight arse Doug King don't invest Sisu in disguise – at Ansty, England
Coventry City (@CoventryCityFC) profile pictureCoventry City
@CoventryCityFC23 Aug 2025
Coventry City Football Club is delighted to announce that it has completed the purchase of the Coventry Building Society Arena. For the first time since the ground was built, the Club now owns its home. 🩵
Coventry City Football Club is delighted to announce that it has completed the purchase of the Coventry Building Society Arena from Frasers Group marking a pivotal moment in the club’s history. The announcement comes in the week of the 20th anniversary of the Arena’s opening, a stadium that has played host to two decades of Sky Blues memories, from unforgettable victories to moments of resilience and unity. For the first time since the ground was built, the Club now owns its home. This milestone secures long-term stability, safeguards the future, and opens new opportunities for growth on and off the pitch.

ALT Coventry City Football Club is delighted to announce that it has completed the purchase of the Coventry Building Society Arena from Frasers Group marking a pivotal moment in the club’s history. The announcement comes in the week of the 20th anniversary of the Arena’s opening, a stadium that has played host to two decades of Sky Blues memories, from unforgettable victories to moments of resilience and unity. For the first time since the ground was built, the Club now owns its home. This milestone secures long-term stability, safeguards the future, and opens new opportunities for growth on and off the pitch.

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Sorry, I'm not 12 years old! Please post on here. – at Ansty, England
Coventry City (@CoventryCityFC) profile pictureCoventry City
@CoventryCityFC1 Jul 2025
EVERYONE GO TO OUR TIKTOK. NOW. 📲
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary – at Bulkington, England
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– at Ansty, England
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£45,000,000 Wasted – at Alcúdia, Spain
Coventry City (@CoventryCityFC) profile pictureCoventry City
@CoventryCityFC3 May 2025
PLAY-OFFS CLINCHED! 💯 We will compete for a place in the @PremierLeague in this season's @SkyBetChamp Play-Offs. 🩵
COVENTRY CITY PLAY-OFFS CONFIRMED

ALT COVENTRY CITY PLAY-OFFS CONFIRMED

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No one should go to a game and never come home. R.I.P to the 97 YNWA – at Coventry, England
Liverpool FC (@LFC) profile pictureLiverpool FC
@LFC14 Apr 2025
Today marks the 36th anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster. As always, our thoughts are with all those affected and the 97 fans who will never be forgotten. You’ll Never Walk Alone.
A graphic to mark the 36th anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster. The text reads '97 Never Forgotten'.

ALT A graphic to mark the 36th anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster. The text reads '97 Never Forgotten'.

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The Wallet: One lost wallet, two different stories amzn.eu/d/2X3RUqC – at Coventry, England
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The Wallet: One lost wallet, two different stories amzn.eu/d/70C5egB Wrote this short story a while ago. If you want to support me, it's £0.77p on Amazon – at Coventry, England
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Match day Ready in the naughty corner – at Coventry, England
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7-0 win today for cov. A goal for every year robins spent with us. – at Coventry, England
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£45 million wasted? – at Warwick, England
Coventry City (@CoventryCityFC) profile pictureCoventry City
@CoventryCityFC1 Mar 2025
WE ARE ROLLING. And we can feel you all behind us. 🩵
WWWWLWWWW City make it eight wins out of nine Championship games.

ALT WWWWLWWWW City make it eight wins out of nine Championship games.

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BREAKING: Coventry closing in on appointment of Frank Lampard as their new boss 🚨 It’s understood an agreement in principle has been reached, with the two parties ironing out the finer details 🔵
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Men get depressed. Men get eating disorders. Men get called fat. Men get called ugly. Men get hit/abused by women. Men get suicidal. Men feel pain. Saying “Man up” does more damage than good. It’s okay not to be okay!
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youtube.com/shorts/sV1-Rz2UO… Give my daughters video a view to cheer her up after the result. – at Bulkington, England
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