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I just tweet about my kids & food all day . follow at your own risk.

Lawrenceville, GA
Joined June 2010
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I just reread my old tweets from 5 years ago & I think I like the old upbeat, care free version of myself more than this uptight boring person I’ve become .
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Like it always gave bright hot pink, never grey.
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& I can say that 5 years later they do not lol. Because now I do it too
People who stop at yellow lights annoy me a little . In 5 years they won’t . . .
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Shard πŸ§œπŸ½β€β™€οΈ retweeted
Fortunately for bitches, I remove myself so a nigga has no choice but to focus on them
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GREEN fruit πŸ₯πŸ‡πŸ’š pineapple, sweet green grapes, tangy kiwi, and crisp green apple tossed in a fresh honey lime dressing with chopped mint.
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Shard πŸ§œπŸ½β€β™€οΈ retweeted
I need women to start embracing male hobbies too. Disappear for six hours on a Saturday and come back with absolutely nothing to show for it.
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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Shard πŸ§œπŸ½β€β™€οΈ retweeted
i hate to say but financial stability allows you to be romantic and love properly. being broke keeps you in a survival mode and leaves you with little time or energy for romance.
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nobody: a leo:
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It’s quiet on the creek, so let me quickly say this: I only like men who spend money on me. Even as friends. Yes, I know you may have other things to offer, but you must ease my financial affairs one way or another. πŸ™πŸ» I’m not sorry. I only like grown, nice, sweet, generous men.
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Miss mine everyday
nobody actually loves you like your grandma from your mom's side, realest and purest love i can’t lie .
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Gentle parenting is cool for some kids. Others need their butts whooped from time to time .
Karlissa Physically Disciplined Her Granddaughter, Journey (Also Known As Pinkface), After The Toddler Hit Her. Following The Incident, Pinkface Went Upstairs To Cry To Her Mother, Jaidyn Alexis. Blueface Weighed In On The Situation, Stating That He Would Never Lay Hands On A Three-Year-Old, Regardless Of How Disrespectful They Might Act. Do You Physically Discipline Your Kids? πŸ˜³πŸ‘Ά
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Shard πŸ§œπŸ½β€β™€οΈ retweeted
I really sat and watched all 40+ parts of the Hood Horrors documentary on Nature Boy and Carbonation. I am at a loss for words 😭the stds, the children born from this mess, the lady who died, the undiagnosed mental illness, Velvet.
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Shard πŸ§œπŸ½β€β™€οΈ retweeted
β€œIt’s weird seeing people just chilling without their phones” High school in 2000s:
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Before the end of the year I’ll be in the best mental, financial, emotional, spiritual and physical shape I’ve ever been in my life.
The tongue is so powerful, speak good over your life at all times.
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Ngl the music your parents introduce you to stays with you forever
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I deserve a dragon after all I have been through
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