
the best twitter account for sharing those miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar #ShowerThoughts
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Doing something out of a garage is considered lowly, but actually having a garage is considered relatively affluent #ShowerThoughts
With AI, Pedos with charges of photo possession will be much harder to convict #ShowerThoughts
People have their happiest moments when they aren’t actively thinking. #ShowerThoughts
Dalmatians and Firefighters quietly went their separate ways and no one really noticed #ShowerThoughts
Being born on the 31st, or even 30th is rarer than being born on any other day of a month. #ShowerThoughts
One of the biggest oversights of cultural appropriation was Hitlers use of the Swastika #ShowerThoughts
Late stage capitalism looks eerily similar to feudalism. #ShowerThoughts
The removal of the headphone jack on most phones is one of the reasons why there's an increase of people blasting their phone speakers in public. #ShowerThoughts
The steam that rises off meat, while it is being cooked, was once water that the animal drank. #ShowerThoughts
No one knows the exact number of people who have jerked off thinking of them. #ShowerThoughts
Alcohol doesn’t make you happy, it borrows happiness from the next day. #ShowerThoughts
Seven years of bad luck for breaking a mirror seems pretty harsh. #ShowerThoughts
In the future, there will be a subset of archaeology that will study digital files, digital dig sites. #ShowerThoughts
The world has gotten so weird, the ‘Black Mirror’ series has not bothered to continue #ShowerThoughts
Whac-a-Mole is mentioned way more often to describe a recurring problem than the arcade game itself. #ShowerThoughts
Our life might be an escape from our mundane eternal consciousness to forget it's eternal #ShowerThoughts
There’s entire mediums of art that we haven’t discovered simply because we don’t have the technology to do so #ShowerThoughts
Laptops are predominantly used as desktop. #ShowerThoughts
With neither optimism nor pessimism, the cup is at 50% capacity #ShowerThoughts