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Dear social science writers, it’s okay with us if you skip the part where you pretend to understand neuroscience. @Gladwell @harari_yuval @AdamMGrant @BreneBrown @simonsinek @jamesclear @tferriss @DanielPink @Markmanson
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I asked ChatGPT for a list of popular speakers who were light on content. Two of the first names it gave me were @simonsinek and @TheJohnCMaxwell @shrm @JohnnyCTaylorJr #shrm26
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When I was 22 years old, I commissioned as an Ensign in the United States Navy and swore an oath to the Constitution. I upheld that oath through flight school, multiple deployments on the USS Midway, 39 combat missions in Operation Desert Storm, test pilot school, four space shuttle flights at NASA, and every day since I retired – which I did after my wife Gabby was shot in the head while serving her constituents. In combat, I had a missile blow up next to my jet and flew through anti-aircraft fire to drop bombs on enemy targets. At NASA, I launched on a rocket, commanded the space shuttle, and was part of the recovery mission that brought home the bodies of my astronaut classmates who died on Columbia. I did all of this in service to this country that I love and has given me so much. Secretary Hegseth’s tweet is the first I heard of this. I also saw the President’s posts saying I should be arrested, hanged, and put to death. If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution.
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My little bird also told me that @SHRM and @JohnnyCTaylorJr are considering @DesireResorts for next year’s #vlbm.
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My informant also told me that when @JohnnyCTaylorJr showed up for bottomless churros, he was asked to go put on some pants. @shrm #vlbm
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My spy has infiltrated @shrm #vlbm in Cancun. She reports that company dress codes are being violated left and right.
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Spread the word! #shrm26 Tuesday night entertainment is #Coldplay !!! @SHRM @JohnnyCTaylorJr
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I’ll attend #shrm26 only if she is one of the keynotes. She’s got a story I want to hear. @shrm @JohnnyCTaylorJr
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14,000 in attendance at #shrm25. Conservative estimate that they paid $2000 each. $28 million in revenue? Plus revenue from vendors? Plus sponsors? @SHRM @JohnnyCTaylorJr
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How could @shrm spend anywhere close to $20 million on a conf…. Never mind #shrm25
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So much for HR having a seat at the table. @shrm @JohnnyCTaylorJr #shrm25
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Full disclosure: I skipped Sudeikis and drank daiquiris by the pool. #shrm25 @SHRM @JohnnyCTaylorJr @SudeikisNews
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Reminder to first-time #shrm25 attendees. Do NOT make eye contact with vendors when you reach for their swag. Unless, of course, you want to lose an hour of your life listening to the pitch. @SHRM
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BREAKING: Jason Sudeikis has canceled his appearance at #SHRM25 and will be replaced by Toby. @shrm @SudeikisNews @JohnnyCTaylorJr @AngelaKinsey @jennafischer @officeladiespod
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Mark your calendars. The annual meeting of HR Introverts will be Monday at 8pm. #shrm25 @shrm
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What time is Jazzercise? #shrm25 @SHRM
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Tired and ready to go home. #shrm25 @shrm
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Looking for fun things to do in #SanDiego instead of attending sessions at #SHRM25. Suggestions? @SHRM @JohnnyCTaylorJr
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You gotta be f’ing kidding me. @SHRM @JohnnyCTaylorJr @sudeikisnews
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