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-The nicest asshole you’ll ever meet - If you can make a drink 🥃 or make me laugh 😂, you’re alright 👌🏼

Joined October 2025
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TEXT messages between Brand and victim: 3:29 a.m. after the alleged incident, Brand texted: “I’m sorry. That was crazy and selfish. I hope you can forgive me, I know that you’re a lovely person. X.” She later replied that he had scared her, that “when a girl say[s] NO it means no,” and asked about testing. He replied: “[I’m] very sorry. You don’t need to get tested. I will make this up to you somehow with live [sic] and kindness. Not my original idea which was more sex. You’ve been lovely to me and I’m embarrassed by my behaviour. Sorry. X.” ___________________________________________ She sought care at a sexual health clinic (not a general hospital A&E primarily for acute trauma) shortly afterward because of pain, bleeding (including from an anal tear), and strong fear she had contracted HIV or another blood-borne virus after non-consensual anal sex without a condom. She described being in significant physical distress (“bleeding everywhere,” unable to sit comfortably, looking ashen/ill).⁠ Clinic/nurse records (via the nurse’s written statement read in court): The woman told the nurse that Brand “had anal sex without a condom and she didn’t want that and didn’t consent to that.” Clinic staff assessed her as at high risk of infection; she was tested (results were negative) and referred for therapy sessions. This contemporaneous medical disclosure aligned with what she told others.⁠ People she told at the time (days/weeks after in 2009): She disclosed to her parents, friends, boyfriend, a colleague/manager at work, and the sexual health nurse. Multiple people encouraged her to go to the police; she declined at the time, saying she would not be believed because she had gone to his house willingly for what began as consensual sex. Coverage notes roughly eight witnesses describing immediate post-incident accounts (pain, non-consent, being told to “clear up the mess,” etc.), with further disclosures later.⁠The Guardian Witnesses for this allegation: The court heard from 24 witnesses (some reports say 25 or “two dozen”) connected to her—family, friends, colleagues, the nurse, an ex-boyfriend, and others—who gave evidence (in person, by statement, or remotely) that she had told them a consistent account of non-consensual anal rape after consensual vaginal sex, the pain, the cleanup demand, and her distress. These were presented to support her credibility and show early, consistent disclosure rather than a later invention after media coverage.⁠The Guardian (Note: The broader police investigation into Brand involved hundreds of interviews and more than 340 witness statements overall across multiple allegations. Brand denied non-consensual activity, claimed encounters were consensual or later reimagined, and was convicted of this rape plus three sexual assaults against other women; he was acquitted on some other counts.)
10 years... for a girl eating his ass at a concert, going home with him and having sex... 22 years ago. No evidence, no reporting to police, no complaining to friends, no dna, no videos... nothing... I'm going to be busy today calling every girl I've ever had sex with 15 years ago to make sure we are on good terms
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When Italians sing in French 🇮🇹🇫🇷 Giulia Falcone | La Vie en Rose 🌹
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Racism will save first world countries
Racism is behind every argument ever made for closed borders.
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Replying to @Shtookim
Never too soon for political incorrectness First song: StinkVag It’s not enough Botox I need more The Brazilian bum lift didn’t satisfy I don’t need it, I just want it To breathe To feel To know I’m a whore
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Jungle Bunnies always telling their shitskin shenanigans lol
Black people built America. Anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know anything about history
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"The alligator exploded out of the water... but my Presa was already right beside her 😳 🐕 He didn’t hesitate for a second. ❤️"
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Thinking of cross breeding my Great Dane with a Presa Canario !
"The alligator exploded out of the water... but my Presa was already right beside her 😳 🐕 He didn’t hesitate for a second. ❤️"
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Las Paraguayitas son simplemente superiores.
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She speaks really well . Two months ago this one woman told me I sounded like a robot when I said things In Spanish ! Week later , I learned some stuff and all of a sudden it’s … ooooh wow .. how’d you learn how to speak hahah ( I was Mackin lol 😂) But her accent is good 😊
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Preparing chipa, a traditional Paraguayan cheese bread. One of the country's most iconic foods! 🇵🇾
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Fine by me
Are you pretty okay being disliked by people??
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Humans are the most disgusting animal on the planet
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a persian love language
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Black people: “We do NOT sound like monkeys!” Also black people:
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You can dislike someone without becoming their personal misinformation department. Have some self respect and find a better hobby.
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Hummm 🤔 This could have potential lol I’ll be your biggest fan 🤣 People will be like Danny …. What ya listening to ? I’ll be like listen to this shit … all female band called “ boobs “ Shit hits harder than Russel brands new cell mates ( too soon ? lol )
😂 And it will be an all female band called ‘Boobs’
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Jim Carrey said: “I’m 64. If I could be 25 again, here’s what I'd tell myself” 1. “Sadness is often a result of circumstance.”
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OMG i can’t believe that happened at the bar
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Call me Amerigo Vespucci hahab I’m going all over lol
Which country do you want to visit?
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Black males love getting bold about Black Women when you pick me ass bitch niggas get blasted by the preferences left & right😂😂
Replying to @capr1copia
Because they're the least desired other races of men don't want them like that.
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