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Eternal wannabe, EMT, worst girl, grease monkey, gym rat, and chronic over thinker. I like fast cars, pewpew and roller derby

Joined July 2014
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Really proud of the fact that 2 men in a gay bar did more than the entire Uvalde police department when faced with saving lives.
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There’s not enough talk on the feed about this thing of beauty. *Chefs kiss * #HometownThrowdown #HTTD #Wftda #derbytwitter
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In roller derby, I completely understand the notion of "don't hate on refs, they're volunteers and can't be expected to be spectacular with every call" but holy cow idk if I've ever had someone be as horny for me on the track as the refs from yesterday.
Hey. Any parents out there. If you see an ambulance pull up with lights and sirens to a house, don't let your kids go trick or treating there. Holy Jesus.
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I've never seen so many children appear out of thin air so quickly.
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How long after Halloween do the trans women have till they need to change from pumpkins to watermelons?
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Just had to tell someone off for suggesting tegaderms as "affordable chest seals". If you want your PT to suffocate from tension pneumothorax then go for it but if you don't want that then get the right fucking equipment. DO NOT SKIMP OUT ON YOUR MEDICAL SUPPLIES
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Sorry yall. I've been posting less and less on Twitter because I've been enjoying my millions of dollars of BLM money.
According to Candace Owens, BLM donations were funneled to trans people and no one will ever find out this grand conspiracy because trans people change their names ???
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If you didn't have a vegan poke bowl and a silent disco at pride, does it even count?
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Pride in October!
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AC is broken and the neighbors pot smoke is wafting into my windows and giving me a second hand high while I'm trying to work. Just submitted my 3rd maintenance request. I hate apartments and landlords.
Let the Halloween costume making begin!!!
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When I get drunk or stoned, my absolute favorite thing to do is eat cereal. Its a wonderful experience
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I'm blue da ba dee da ba di
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Another pair of pants done thanks to @TockCustom's videos
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I think its time to bust out the green paint and do this cosplay again #SheHulk
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Why am I walking around after 8 years of estrogen and D cup titties being called "he" when the British national anthem can change its pronouns in under an hour?
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