@ShyBucketGetter

McDonald’s All-American

 Basketball City, USA
cash.app/$ShaunJohnsonBaller
Joined May 2022
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Fuck homework. Ball is life.
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Unfortunately I don’t think I’ll ever be able to eclipse this
Shaun Johnson
@ShyBucketGetter3 Aug 2025
Tom Brady was so good that growing up I used to kneel next to my bed and pray that the Patriot’s plane would explode
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Horse slug@horseslugOct 9
top 10 black forest ham moments
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The one downside of trading for McCarthy is the Giants run the risk of Skattebo realizing he isn’t the same person as Dart which might cause him to reject and eat the young qb
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In college I had a gay Chinese Spanish professor and I had to drop the class because it was like living in a Nick Mullen joke
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explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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On YouTube watching compilations of punts, incomplete passes and zero yard gains
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LeBron James
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This just happened to me before seeing the LeBron news on my phone
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ettingermentum
@ettingermentumJun 29
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY FREDDY
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Jaylen Brown is wide receiver posting. It’s over.
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Guy from high school who died in 2021 just posted the Knicks on his story
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Not into “daddy”. I make my girl call me coach
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I think I got Santavirus! Toys are the symptoms!
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What a waste of a year. Could’ve had Dybantsa but Jaylen Brown had to have his “MVP” season
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A zero calorie cheezit would change the world
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Playing for the Detroit Pistons
liz@normalfunnygirlApr 28
Any good career paths for people who aren’t very intelligent and do not possess any discernible skills?
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Alex@midsmoker34Apr 28
My uncle just hit me on FaceTime and told me to take a chance on him this summer
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My hoop mixtape opens with a Janus Films production logo
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