
Telecommuting for fun and profit.. minus the fun part and the profit part............... #smokefleet #nafo
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Since Ricky Schroder is trending again, let's all take a moment to remind him how awesome Jason Bateman is.
I just want Samsung Plus to stop auto playing when I turn the tv on. Auto-play is disabled. It still happens. I will set this thing on fire.
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Well, @SpeakerJohnson you're no @TotalSeasons but I'm sure you'll do your best.
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I've seen every episode of Air Crash Investigation, Mayday, Seconds From Disaster, etc. I've read NTSB reports..
So yeah, I'm no expert but I know to wait for facts and leave the tinfoil on the roll.
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Replying to @emmymadeinjapan
@emmymadeinjapan Check out Dpeezy 2099 on YT for great funny prison cooking shorts
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*Opens Teams
Oh look, a work anniversary. What sucker has been here THAT long?
Oh, that's my name
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Walmart - put your app back the way it was
"Bought x times" with usual items first
Stop showing 20 marginally similar sponsored items first
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I can tell Mr A-Hole Cat is getting older. We didn't have the "don't eat power cords" discussion until nearly 11.
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Met John around 1990 after a military base concert. Signed a pic, shook my hand and thanked me for being there. Such a warm, genuine person.
John Anderson, Country Music Hall of Fame member whose idiosyncratic voice powered hits like 'Seminole Wind' and 'Swingin',' has died at 71.
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These are the "nachos" I got from a restaurant. This is 3am drunk bullshit you make when you're poor and can't go out.
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I'm blocking accounts with the weird new story format
-Ordinary thing happens
- BUT THEN....
-Everyone learns a life lesson
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You've just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Basque cheesecake.. what a way to go
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So if "good guy with a gun" is THE solution why didn't they stop other shootings today? Or this week?
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