she/her🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️24(counting the mezzanine) Artist/Filmmaker/Comedian/Actor/Invertebrate

ATL
Joined May 2021
that modern Hannibal Buress special on youtube is like watching Max Headroom. So fucking bizarre. It's a very real danger to have zero idea what makes you charming and completely lose sight of it
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He now saw himself stained with the most loathed and monstrous sins, the object of universal execration... doomed to perish in tortures the most severe.
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I'm so tired and afraid all the time, somehow even when I'm not. I don't really want anything anymore. I wouldn't know what to do with a life if I had one.
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UNSC Best of Zach
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burning my @teddyfresh wardrobe in protest
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(Danny Elfman voice) They say SiAD THEY say SiAD SiAD always busts twice in a row!
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(Danny Elfman voice) They say ice cream THEY say ice cream Ice cream never melts twice in a row!
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I hope Hell is real, and I hope it's overflowing. The amount of unpunished wickedness in this world is staggering. If that means I end up there too, then so be it.
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SACHA BARON COHEN: My satire exposes hate and bigotry in society. BORAT: (molesting donkey) I like very much eating from toilet!!!
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Bill Hader will be the most enthralling and hilarious storyteller ever when explaining an SNL sketch, but then I go watch the sketch and it's mostly just limp dead air
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feel like the spoiler grace period is firmly over so lets all just take a moment to bask in awe of THIS scene from Sinners. actually transcendent.
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Doctor Who taking Carrot Top to a Museum of Comedy in the year 3000 and there's a hall of all of Carrot Top's wackiest props and the curator is like "He took the pain of his tormented life and turned it into... ecstatic beauty.."
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LOST FOOTAGE DISCOVERED: Walter Cronkite struggles to maintain composure as he somberly reports the assassination of Lord British by Ultima Online user "Rainz"
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EXCLUSIVE: French Couple spent 30k to enjoy Intimate Night Alone in the salvaged remains of original "SleepyCabin"
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It was from Alka Seltzer if you're wondering
My pee smells like a Furby suddenly. I'm sorry but that's genuinely the only thing I can liken it to. Very vivid and specific sense memory
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my lyft driver has a phone dedicated to fire gif
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i got absolutely hammered last night and woke up to find my youtube history like this . what happened
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Guys whose name is literally the word "Awesome" but also genuinely thinks that it is an awesome name: "My name is Awesome."
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oh god. i never realized. i bet andrew never even did. they're the same person aren't they? the same spirit at least. different lives. i only get it now that i'm transitioning. they were just fucking kids
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