Writer @FantasyPts, Member @FSWA, Formerly @uiowa, Forever @WuTangClan

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Joined December 2020
“He’s a hoe, and I want that known” is such a strong opening here
#Browns DT Shelby Harris says #49ers WR Jauan Jennings was talking dirty while Maliek Collins was getting carted off today. "He's a hoe. I see why he got punched in the nuts. ... I'm surprised no one punched him in the jaw yet." (via @camijustice)
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Quinshon Judkins outproducing his expected fantasy points mark in Week 7 was a rare sight — Judkins had eight straight games (dating back to Week 13 last season) where his actual fantasy output was behind his expected fantasy output @FantasyPtsData
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The Miami Dolphins have a positive EPA/play on offense over the past three weeks
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^^this is an Ollie Gordon tweet (as is the below)
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Also an "I should have listed to @BryanOrenchuk about RBs" tweet
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Buy Zay Flowers if you can before Lamar’s return, big things coming!
Ravens 6th in yards per play, despite Tyler Huntley taking 50.1% of the snaps this season. Zay Flowers leads NFL in yards per route run, despite 64% of his targets coming from Huntley. Very, very excited to see how hard Declan Doyle will cook with a healthy Lamar Jackson.
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Josh Downs to KC next? Colts just shipped Pro Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to Seattle, first domino of many to come
The Colts are listening on all players and no one is off limits: Per: @TomPelissero Players available: DT DeForest Buckner RB Jonathan Taylor WR Josh Downs DT Grover Stewart
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5,000 RTs and Brett Veach is obliged to sign Josh Downs
The 49ers, Raiders, Chiefs, Bills, Patriots could really use an ASSgod like Josh Downs @FantasyPtsData
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The first GPTs struggled to kick their obsession with "lusty vampires" after being trained on romance fiction during the Twilight era 😭 from "The AGI Chronicles" by Kevin Roose, p. 21
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Every @SherwoodStrauss piece is so much fun
The issue Mahomes and other modern QBs are facing
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Which players have the best and worst fantasy playoff paths? Breakdown by position below, with data per @FantasyPtsData
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TE — Likely, Hockenson, Pitts, Loveland 📈📈📈 — McBride 📈📈 — Goedert, Kelce 📉📉 — Freiermuth, Fannon 📉
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QB — Kyler, Caleb 📈📈📈 — Nix, Love 📈📈 — Bryce Young 📉📉📉 — Maye, Mahomes, Stafford 📉📉 Thank you for reading, follow for me and holler if I can help you win your league!
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TE — Likely, Hockenson, Pitts, Loveland 📈📈📈 — McBride 📈📈 — Goedert, Kelce 📉📉 — Freiermuth, Fannon 📉
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QB — Kyler, Caleb 📈📈📈 — Nix, Love 📈📈 — Bryce Young 📉📉📉 — Maye, Mahomes, Stafford 📉📉 Thanks for reading, please follow and tune in for more!
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If you drafted Zay Flowers, Malik Nabers, and Justin Jefferson it’s about to get fun
Zay/Lamar is a running theme in these final best ball drafts. Not hard to stack BAL, it's not bad as a two-man stack, and BAL-CIN Week 17 should be fun. Also a bit of extra Jauan Jennings, AJ Barner, and "what if the Canales RB1 is just both?" to end best ball season!
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Dejean saved my fantasy team by assaulting Jake Ferguson seconds before the ball arrived for an easy DPI call lol GET EM COOP
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One of the strangest trends of 2026
Patrick Mahomes leads the league in fumbles recovered thanks to Creed Humphrey
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